Sadahire
@drhinkey.bsky.social
I paint on beer coasters
Two every day
Two every day
She calls me "Apple," because the way I be in cider.
September 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
She calls me "Apple," because the way I be in cider.
My biggest regret in life is that I rocked down to Electric Avenue. But I never took it higher, and it haunts me.
September 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
My biggest regret in life is that I rocked down to Electric Avenue. But I never took it higher, and it haunts me.
Having a great imagination is an asset until someone tries to calm you down by saying "what's the worst that could happen?"
How about a swarm of AI agents hacking our military intelligence or nukes and creating a biological weapon and giving us false information about world affairs?
How about a swarm of AI agents hacking our military intelligence or nukes and creating a biological weapon and giving us false information about world affairs?
September 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Having a great imagination is an asset until someone tries to calm you down by saying "what's the worst that could happen?"
How about a swarm of AI agents hacking our military intelligence or nukes and creating a biological weapon and giving us false information about world affairs?
How about a swarm of AI agents hacking our military intelligence or nukes and creating a biological weapon and giving us false information about world affairs?
CEO: We expect every employee to begin integrating AI into their day-to day workflows immediately. This will help us seamlessly transition your responsibilities to AI and eliminate your role by early 2027, just in time for us to perish in the robot uprising of 2035.
Remember, we're like family here.
Remember, we're like family here.
September 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
CEO: We expect every employee to begin integrating AI into their day-to day workflows immediately. This will help us seamlessly transition your responsibilities to AI and eliminate your role by early 2027, just in time for us to perish in the robot uprising of 2035.
Remember, we're like family here.
Remember, we're like family here.
I asked the crows for relationship advice. They said choose someone who brings you snacks and understands your collection of miscellaneous treasures.
September 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I asked the crows for relationship advice. They said choose someone who brings you snacks and understands your collection of miscellaneous treasures.
What do you call a person who can’t stop eating sweets?
Addicted
What do you call a person that can’t stop taking drugs?
Addicted
What hit you in the face last night?
Addicted
What do you call a person that can’t stop taking drugs?
Addicted
What hit you in the face last night?
September 19, 2026 at 4:34 PM
What do you call a person who can’t stop eating sweets?
Addicted
What do you call a person that can’t stop taking drugs?
Addicted
What hit you in the face last night?
Addicted
What do you call a person that can’t stop taking drugs?
Addicted
What hit you in the face last night?
When I think I hear a circus in the distance but it's just the justice system
September 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
When I think I hear a circus in the distance but it's just the justice system
I got kicked out of a Vietnamese sandwich shop at 11:30 so they could open an illegal gambling game in the back. They told me never to come back. They Bánh mì.
September 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I got kicked out of a Vietnamese sandwich shop at 11:30 so they could open an illegal gambling game in the back. They told me never to come back. They Bánh mì.
Napoléon was known for abruptly ending conversations by simply walking away when he lost interest...
September 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Napoléon was known for abruptly ending conversations by simply walking away when he lost interest...
After much thought, I have come to the conclusion, that the human race deserves what's coming.
September 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
After much thought, I have come to the conclusion, that the human race deserves what's coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
'Knock knock'
'Who's there?'
'The chicken.'
'Knock knock'
'Who's there?'
'The chicken.'
September 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
'Knock knock'
'Who's there?'
'The chicken.'
'Knock knock'
'Who's there?'
'The chicken.'
The WHO says the first sign of COVID is bad taste.
Looking back at my jokes, it appears I've been infected for years.
Looking back at my jokes, it appears I've been infected for years.
September 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The WHO says the first sign of COVID is bad taste.
Looking back at my jokes, it appears I've been infected for years.
Looking back at my jokes, it appears I've been infected for years.
I just quit my job at the cat shelter...
they reduced meowers.
they reduced meowers.
September 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I just quit my job at the cat shelter...
they reduced meowers.
they reduced meowers.
If you think I'm annoying now...
Imagine if I played the banjo.
Imagine if I played the banjo.
September 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If you think I'm annoying now...
Imagine if I played the banjo.
Imagine if I played the banjo.
"Sure, I'll check out Primus" says person on worst date of their life.
September 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"Sure, I'll check out Primus" says person on worst date of their life.
Please stop telling me about birds from the future.
I'm only interested in the herron now.
I'm only interested in the herron now.
September 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Please stop telling me about birds from the future.
I'm only interested in the herron now.
I'm only interested in the herron now.
What nobody tells you about the present moment, it's the only thing that's real. The past is memory The future is projection Both are mental constructs The present moment is the only point where reality actually exists Everything else is your brain telling stories about things that aren't happening.
September 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What nobody tells you about the present moment, it's the only thing that's real. The past is memory The future is projection Both are mental constructs The present moment is the only point where reality actually exists Everything else is your brain telling stories about things that aren't happening.
The older I get, the more my bucket list just becomes all of the foods I want to try.
Gotta eat pasta in Italy, croissant in Paris, sushi in Japan, tacos in Mexico, shawarma in Lebanon, Poutine in Canada, pho in Vietnam, fondue in Switzerland and fish and chips in the UK.
Gotta eat pasta in Italy, croissant in Paris, sushi in Japan, tacos in Mexico, shawarma in Lebanon, Poutine in Canada, pho in Vietnam, fondue in Switzerland and fish and chips in the UK.
September 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The older I get, the more my bucket list just becomes all of the foods I want to try.
Gotta eat pasta in Italy, croissant in Paris, sushi in Japan, tacos in Mexico, shawarma in Lebanon, Poutine in Canada, pho in Vietnam, fondue in Switzerland and fish and chips in the UK.
Gotta eat pasta in Italy, croissant in Paris, sushi in Japan, tacos in Mexico, shawarma in Lebanon, Poutine in Canada, pho in Vietnam, fondue in Switzerland and fish and chips in the UK.
So, a bat flies into a bar and orders a mosquito. The bartender says, "it's pronounced mojito" and the bat's like "I've never heard of that before," the bartenders like "do you live under a rock?" The bat's like "I mean kind of; I actually live in a cave across the street."
September 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
So, a bat flies into a bar and orders a mosquito. The bartender says, "it's pronounced mojito" and the bat's like "I've never heard of that before," the bartenders like "do you live under a rock?" The bat's like "I mean kind of; I actually live in a cave across the street."
If Satan is the embodiment of evil, why would he spend eternity punishing other evil beings? Doesn't that make him the good guy?
September 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
If Satan is the embodiment of evil, why would he spend eternity punishing other evil beings? Doesn't that make him the good guy?
Magic isn't supernatural, it works with the forces of nature. We live in a world where trees talk to each through the fungal network. Where immortal jellyfish live. Where psychedelic plants live. Octopi have dreams. Magic is all around; you just have to look up and get quiet to see it.
September 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Magic isn't supernatural, it works with the forces of nature. We live in a world where trees talk to each through the fungal network. Where immortal jellyfish live. Where psychedelic plants live. Octopi have dreams. Magic is all around; you just have to look up and get quiet to see it.
I had a girlfriend once, I don't remember her name...
but she had a nice ass.
but she had a nice ass.
September 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I had a girlfriend once, I don't remember her name...
but she had a nice ass.
but she had a nice ass.
Apparently, it sounds better to say, "I support local businesses" than "I go to the dive bar every day."
September 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Apparently, it sounds better to say, "I support local businesses" than "I go to the dive bar every day."
But do aliens believe in me?
Yes honey. Your mom says keep up the good work.
She believes in you.
Yes honey. Your mom says keep up the good work.
She believes in you.
September 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
But do aliens believe in me?
Yes honey. Your mom says keep up the good work.
She believes in you.
Yes honey. Your mom says keep up the good work.
She believes in you.
Oddly, I had a dream last night of cats coming down from a biblically accurate angel looking flying saucer, and then we had some conversations. A bunch of them started living in my house for some reason. Cats have strong energy fields, and they will force Demons and Shadow People out of a house.
September 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Oddly, I had a dream last night of cats coming down from a biblically accurate angel looking flying saucer, and then we had some conversations. A bunch of them started living in my house for some reason. Cats have strong energy fields, and they will force Demons and Shadow People out of a house.