I hear it's pretty filling

If I ever say "I'll let you know," just enjoy the rest of your day.

Nah, we ask what’s the best that could happen and find the middle ground. Name five things that could maybe be good from this. Remember, nothing can bad happen, it can only good happen.

This is getting said a lot, with all the weird "leaks" in the news about how dangerous it is or whatever, and I just need to reinforce this to everyone: there is no robot uprising. But in related news, the billionaire bunker industry is reportedly ✨thriving✨

You’ve gonna have to face it, you’re addicted…

I literally have three of the most perfect rocks to hand my wife when I get home from work on me right now, I can store them in my lunchbox, so she finds them.

Kash Patel's FBI: Put a pride flag on your desk? Fired! Fucked a horse? Want to fuck a horse? Welcome aboard!

Pho-Mo.

Napoléon was a cat.

We could have saved the Earth, but we were too damned cheap.

What do you call A Rooster that stopped halfway before crossing the road?
Roadkill.

I got the covid last week and it sucks pretty hard, the doctor said it's showing up more in the hospitals lately, but it's not getting reported on by the media. It's day 5 and I'm starting to be able to eat normally again and get back to painting.

They’re giving me a tiny paws.