David Ritter
@dritter1.bsky.social
What is the deal with these Trump ads that are paid for by the US government?
September 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
What is the deal with these Trump ads that are paid for by the US government?
Rooting for Spain. Can’t help it—when I think of Argentina I half expect to see players named Guillermo Mengele or Juan Eichmann.
July 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Rooting for Spain. Can’t help it—when I think of Argentina I half expect to see players named Guillermo Mengele or Juan Eichmann.
So in their search for a source of the Cyclosporiasis outbreak, health authorities have just discovered that Taco Bell causes explosive diarrhea? Who would have thought?
July 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
So in their search for a source of the Cyclosporiasis outbreak, health authorities have just discovered that Taco Bell causes explosive diarrhea? Who would have thought?
Rarely has a person better lived up to his own mantra, "If you've got it, flaunt it!" Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks!
June 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Rarely has a person better lived up to his own mantra, "If you've got it, flaunt it!" Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks!
One of the great mysteries of my life...Why do so many people who are in a plane's window seats lower the shade for the entire flight? Sort of like owning a convertible but never putting the top down.
March 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
One of the great mysteries of my life...Why do so many people who are in a plane's window seats lower the shade for the entire flight? Sort of like owning a convertible but never putting the top down.
Has anyone asked how we are going to pay for this war? Raise taxes, cut spending or just borrow more money from foreigners?
March 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Has anyone asked how we are going to pay for this war? Raise taxes, cut spending or just borrow more money from foreigners?
How about we lose the baseball cap, President Trump? War is not a sporting event.
February 28, 2026 at 2:08 PM
How about we lose the baseball cap, President Trump? War is not a sporting event.
in 2025 Logan Web led the major leagues in innings pitched with 207. In 1971 Mickey Lolich logged 376 innings with the Tigers, all while pitching with his famous pot belly. They don't make them like that anymore. And oh yeah, he started & won three games in the 1968 World Series. RIP Mickey Lolich.
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
in 2025 Logan Web led the major leagues in innings pitched with 207. In 1971 Mickey Lolich logged 376 innings with the Tigers, all while pitching with his famous pot belly. They don't make them like that anymore. And oh yeah, he started & won three games in the 1968 World Series. RIP Mickey Lolich.
While Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow today, Woodstock Willie did not. Phil is obviously a fraud since Groundhog Day was filmed in Woodstock, not Pennsylvania. Therefore, there will be an early spring. (Grasping for whatever straws of hope I can here.)
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
While Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow today, Woodstock Willie did not. Phil is obviously a fraud since Groundhog Day was filmed in Woodstock, not Pennsylvania. Therefore, there will be an early spring. (Grasping for whatever straws of hope I can here.)
I think this is one time when none of the local TV personalities is saying the usual, "Can you believe it's February already?" since January lasted 564 days.
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I think this is one time when none of the local TV personalities is saying the usual, "Can you believe it's February already?" since January lasted 564 days.
Donald Trump today on limits to his power: "Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me." Or as Louis XIV famously put it. "L'etat, C'est moi."
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Donald Trump today on limits to his power: "Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me." Or as Louis XIV famously put it. "L'etat, C'est moi."
Florida: Home of Limp Bizkit, the Villages, Stand your ground, Pythons illegally dumped and now lurking everywhere, Climate change denial as the land slowly sinks below the sea and is pounded by ever more severe hurricanes, Matt Gaetz, Ted Bundy, etc. All is forgiven. (Miami 24-Ohio State 14)
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Florida: Home of Limp Bizkit, the Villages, Stand your ground, Pythons illegally dumped and now lurking everywhere, Climate change denial as the land slowly sinks below the sea and is pounded by ever more severe hurricanes, Matt Gaetz, Ted Bundy, etc. All is forgiven. (Miami 24-Ohio State 14)
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #BrownUniversity
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #BrownUniversity
Me after my experience watching football this weekend.
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me after my experience watching football this weekend.
Welcome to America 2025.
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Welcome to America 2025.
In the end, it wasn't the fall that killed him, but Father Time. RIP Robert Redford. #RobertRedford
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
In the end, it wasn't the fall that killed him, but Father Time. RIP Robert Redford. #RobertRedford
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
August 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” Rarely have truer words been uttered. R.I.P. George Wendte.
May 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” Rarely have truer words been uttered. R.I.P. George Wendte.
Handmaid's Tale is playing out.
April 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Handmaid's Tale is playing out.
Our economy with Trump at the wheel.
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Our economy with Trump at the wheel.
Canada as the 51st state? How about Illinois as Canada's 11th province? Pretty please?
March 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Canada as the 51st state? How about Illinois as Canada's 11th province? Pretty please?
As I watched Trump and Vance’s bullying of Zelenskyy, I couldn’t help but think of John McCain. When Trump meets a man of true strength and courage, he can’t handle it. Feels the need to bring him down. What a small man our president is. Shame on us.
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As I watched Trump and Vance’s bullying of Zelenskyy, I couldn’t help but think of John McCain. When Trump meets a man of true strength and courage, he can’t handle it. Feels the need to bring him down. What a small man our president is. Shame on us.