Dr. Zebulon J. Ferdinand Magnifico, Esq.
@drmagnifico.bsky.social
Film/TV/Animation raconteur, semi-pro Army guy, lapsed punk rocker, elder millennial statesman, Georgia sports survivor.
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Help Us Bring 'Give and Take' to Life!
Help us make Give and Take as good as it can be!
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July 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I just backed Help Us Bring 'Give and Take' to Life! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/off...
It's only corruption if you're paying for favors from the UEFA or CONMEBOL regions, otherwise it's just sparkling litigiousness.
July 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It's only corruption if you're paying for favors from the UEFA or CONMEBOL regions, otherwise it's just sparkling litigiousness.
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Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.
July 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.
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Because of how batshit that PK shootout was, Paraguay and Germany have officially been announced as the next two MLS expansion teams. Welcome to the league!
June 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Because of how batshit that PK shootout was, Paraguay and Germany have officially been announced as the next two MLS expansion teams. Welcome to the league!
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YOU.
JUST.
GOT.
CONMEBOL'D.
JUST.
GOT.
CONMEBOL'D.
June 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
YOU.
JUST.
GOT.
CONMEBOL'D.
JUST.
GOT.
CONMEBOL'D.
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Do you hear the Burger King
Kinging the buns of angry men
It is the burger of a people
Who will have their way again
Kinging the buns of angry men
It is the burger of a people
Who will have their way again
May 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Do you hear the Burger King
Kinging the buns of angry men
It is the burger of a people
Who will have their way again
Kinging the buns of angry men
It is the burger of a people
Who will have their way again
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Elder millennials should have fought way way harder to save microblogging for future generations.
removing the character limit on X was the moment manifestos went mainstream, not just for school shooters and ecoterrorists anymore
April 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Elder millennials should have fought way way harder to save microblogging for future generations.
12 year old tells me yesterday that his favorite team is Arsenal.
"....Buddy, we don't watch EPL."
"Yeah, but I like arson."
Should I be worried?
"....Buddy, we don't watch EPL."
"Yeah, but I like arson."
Should I be worried?
a person is holding a flamethrower on a deck with a white railing
ALT: a person is holding a flamethrower on a deck with a white railing
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April 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
12 year old tells me yesterday that his favorite team is Arsenal.
"....Buddy, we don't watch EPL."
"Yeah, but I like arson."
Should I be worried?
"....Buddy, we don't watch EPL."
"Yeah, but I like arson."
Should I be worried?
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I think both of them would have been at January 6 but the difference is that Pete is just a car dealership guy who genuinely supports everything while Goofy is a victim of Qanon
March 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I think both of them would have been at January 6 but the difference is that Pete is just a car dealership guy who genuinely supports everything while Goofy is a victim of Qanon
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No Falcons news this morning so please enjoy this weird bird instead
March 25, 2026 at 11:36 AM
No Falcons news this morning so please enjoy this weird bird instead
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Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing
February 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing
11 y.o. just went scooting on his ass down the hallway yelling, "I'm bobsledding! Respect my art!"
a cartoon of peter griffin sitting on the floor next to a dog
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February 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
11 y.o. just went scooting on his ass down the hallway yelling, "I'm bobsledding! Respect my art!"
The last hour of NBC's broadcast
February 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The last hour of NBC's broadcast
RIP Chuck Jones, you would have loved these Olympics.
bugs bunny in a tuxedo is playing a piano
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February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
RIP Chuck Jones, you would have loved these Olympics.
Nothing says "a taste of Italy" quite like disco angels doing cocaine through their eyes.
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Nothing says "a taste of Italy" quite like disco angels doing cocaine through their eyes.
The entire Seahawks bench at Woolen right now.
a man is sitting in a car making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in a car making a funny face .
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January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The entire Seahawks bench at Woolen right now.
Gonna tell my grandkids this was the 2026 AFC championship game.
a man is standing in the snow next to a destroyed at at .
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January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids this was the 2026 AFC championship game.
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There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
July 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
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Curt Cignetti tried on that first smile like a shoe that was three sizes too small
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Curt Cignetti tried on that first smile like a shoe that was three sizes too small
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We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6
Fernando Mendoza is very good at football send tweet
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Fernando Mendoza is very good at football send tweet
Who is Harrison Mevis and why does he look like he just pulled up to the stadium in a Dodge Stratus?
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Who is Harrison Mevis and why does he look like he just pulled up to the stadium in a Dodge Stratus?
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Every Caleb Williams play