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Dr Melei
@drmelei.bsky.social
I used to be involved in wrestling. Chat with me about writing, filmmaking, puppets, theater, improv or volleyball.
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New platform, new campaign for @dave-bautista.bsky.social to read my wholesome, action-packed romcom/bromcom written especially for him! Centered around a strong, independent leading lady, an adorable Filipino family and the brother’s drag family.

What more can you ask for in a comedy?
The algorithm is scary, man. Just got this targeted ad after DragonCon 4 days before I turn 52.
September 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Is it weird that I’m kinda attracted to Art Simone from Drag Race Down Under?
September 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
When a client can’t keep their mouth shut and shoots themself in the foot. Hubris is a dangerous thing. Smh
September 11, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Had a late night snack and started my fast WAY late because there were Crumbl cookies in the green room and I’d never had one before. Yum
September 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Not SNW making me bawl right now after its ridiculous premise.
September 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Got a lot of compliments on this year’s cosplay, so much pressure to live up to for upcoming cons.
September 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It was a successful con cosplay-wise. The lines, heat and crowds were miserable. And despite hanging with various people at times- while liberating last year - walking the con mostly by myself was kind of lonely this year.
September 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I came home early, how is it o’clock??
September 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
A cute 36 year was hitting on me and offered to make out with me later. So that’s an ego boost.
September 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Has anyone named any landfills after him yet? Wonder how Trump Dumps would do.
August 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Not my coworker trying to tell me about needing a detailed shotlist when the script isn’t finalized. It took everything on me not to pull a Ronny Chieng, “IMDb me!”
August 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
No, not Tim Curry too!!! Aaaaah my childhood! 😭
August 26, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Hitting up the Murder Kroger right after an actual murder is statistically the safest time to shop for groceries, right?
August 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Waited over 4 hours for the sprinkler inspectors to get to my unit. I hate working from home so much. Also there’s gotta be a better way for scheduling these service things.
August 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just had to order a belt that just came in because I think I accidentally threw it out with a bunch of (maybe not so) empty bags.
August 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
A detainee who has been in the US since she was 2 had her fallopian tube removed without her consent - how are we not talking about this more?? wtf???

www.wabe.org/ga-lawmakers...
GA lawmakers concerned about health of detained immigrant who underwent nonconsensual medical procedure
Georgia lawmakers are raising concerns about a woman who said she had her fallopian tube removed without consent while in Immigration and Customs Enforcement Detention at Irwin County Detention Center...
www.wabe.org
August 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
In case anyone was wondering - yes, I do fit into a children's size (10 YO) onesie. Onesie Wednesday, here I come!
August 22, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Scottie and Uruha should be fired for this. Lol #snw
August 20, 2026 at 11:42 PM
When I make introductions, please take me out of the group text!
August 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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There was a time in my life where I got along famously with every Virgo I met

...then I kicked you in the face
August 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I'm now getting why people develop one-person shows - dealing with all these people is a pita.

I'm still gonna write this idea out, and figure it out as I go, I guess.
August 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Virgo facts
What sign does do the zodiacs hate the most?

Aries: Taurus
Taurus: Aries
Gemini: everybody
Cancer: Capricorn sometimes, then forgives minutes later
Leo: Pisces
Virgo: everybody
Libra: Virgo
Scorpio: Gemini
Sagittarius: Taurus
Capricorn: no one
Aquarius: doesn't care enough
Pisces: reality
August 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The shit you google at my age
August 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Finally inching back down to the middle of my buffer zone.
August 12, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Basically, You, Me & Tuscany is While You Were Sleeping in Italy. I'm not mad at it though.
August 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM