His Grace, the Duke of Coffee
@duke-of-cafe.bsky.social
Your emotional support English aristocrat.
IRefugee from the bird site. Posts photos of English countryside and maybe the odd whip or belt.
Nudes donated to the Duchy much appreciated.
Don’t ask about the House of Lords. Sore point.
IRefugee from the bird site. Posts photos of English countryside and maybe the odd whip or belt.
Nudes donated to the Duchy much appreciated.
Don’t ask about the House of Lords. Sore point.
I love the analogy with Carravagio here.
It’s very evocative of him.
It’s very evocative of him.
June 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I love the analogy with Carravagio here.
It’s very evocative of him.
It’s very evocative of him.
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Some good news: Bluesky support heard the feedback and is rolling back its recent update.
Blanket bans of sexuality simply don't work. Shadowbanning a whole account due to one or more NSFW posts is ridiculous. (Remember to tag posts with adult content, and customize settings as preferred.)
Blanket bans of sexuality simply don't work. Shadowbanning a whole account due to one or more NSFW posts is ridiculous. (Remember to tag posts with adult content, and customize settings as preferred.)
It’s clear these changes missed the mark, so we’re rolling them back. We’ll be working on a solution that better balances the varying needs of all our users and will provide more information before we roll out additional changes.
June 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Some good news: Bluesky support heard the feedback and is rolling back its recent update.
Blanket bans of sexuality simply don't work. Shadowbanning a whole account due to one or more NSFW posts is ridiculous. (Remember to tag posts with adult content, and customize settings as preferred.)
Blanket bans of sexuality simply don't work. Shadowbanning a whole account due to one or more NSFW posts is ridiculous. (Remember to tag posts with adult content, and customize settings as preferred.)
I have been searching for era defining cultural phenomena and I really think it’s this, not porn necessarily.
Amongst all the stuff about people not being able to read we also have the highest levels of irony. So high that dudes like JP or Dawkins just cannot detect them.
Amongst all the stuff about people not being able to read we also have the highest levels of irony. So high that dudes like JP or Dawkins just cannot detect them.
Not really a fair example since that was his fans deliberately inflicting as much psychic damage on him as possible
May 24, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I have been searching for era defining cultural phenomena and I really think it’s this, not porn necessarily.
Amongst all the stuff about people not being able to read we also have the highest levels of irony. So high that dudes like JP or Dawkins just cannot detect them.
Amongst all the stuff about people not being able to read we also have the highest levels of irony. So high that dudes like JP or Dawkins just cannot detect them.
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What fetlife gets:
May 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
What fetlife gets:
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I’m working on a longer writing to raise awareness about self-harm by proxy, and how to identify subs, bottoms, and/or clients who seek out play partners to facilitate it for them.
In the meantime, moments like this are a reminder of how important it is for dominants to assert their own boundaries.
In the meantime, moments like this are a reminder of how important it is for dominants to assert their own boundaries.
One nuance to consider with the conversations around the bondage/asphyxiation tragedy is that there's a subset of clients who deliberately seek out non-kink and new-to-kink providers for the unsafe sessions that experienced providers simply won't do.
May 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I’m working on a longer writing to raise awareness about self-harm by proxy, and how to identify subs, bottoms, and/or clients who seek out play partners to facilitate it for them.
In the meantime, moments like this are a reminder of how important it is for dominants to assert their own boundaries.
In the meantime, moments like this are a reminder of how important it is for dominants to assert their own boundaries.
Wanna catch a cougar? Carla has advice!!
May 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Wanna catch a cougar? Carla has advice!!
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And here's some porn from me too - very old post, but now with new audio.
#GangBang with a twist (round 2) - www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba... The twist is not that I get handed a can of cold cider halfway through, that should be standard in any gang bang imo.
#GangBang with a twist (round 2) - www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba... The twist is not that I get handed a can of cold cider halfway through, that should be standard in any gang bang imo.
Gang bang with a twist: round two | Girl on the Net
Part two of a competitive gang bang story that started with a guy coming deep into my ass... to lube me up ready for round two.
www.girlonthenet.com
April 26, 2026 at 7:29 AM
And here's some porn from me too - very old post, but now with new audio.
#GangBang with a twist (round 2) - www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba... The twist is not that I get handed a can of cold cider halfway through, that should be standard in any gang bang imo.
#GangBang with a twist (round 2) - www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba... The twist is not that I get handed a can of cold cider halfway through, that should be standard in any gang bang imo.
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For those who want to send me gifts without giving $$ to Bezos, check out my Throne Wishlist ✨
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December 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
For those who want to send me gifts without giving $$ to Bezos, check out my Throne Wishlist ✨
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Awesome stuff for this wonderful heroine.
“The path to riches wasn’t strewn with danger, after all. It was flanked by entitled men who looked the other way, paying no attention to this silly little girl.”
Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us...
Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us...
Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
April 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Awesome stuff for this wonderful heroine.
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Fancy a horny Sunday morning? Check out the amazing #AudioPorn that's gone live over the last few weeks from @spenpritchard.bsky.social, @gdwsundial.bsky.social, @jaimieserotica.bsky.social, NymphoStimToy, @tabithaerotica.bsky.social and yours truly.
www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/
www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/
Audio porn: Sexy stories read aloud by the author and guests
Audio porn: hottest posts from one of the UK's biggest sex blogs, read by the author and guests. Click to listen to kinky, real life sex stories.
www.girlonthenet.com
April 12, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Fancy a horny Sunday morning? Check out the amazing #AudioPorn that's gone live over the last few weeks from @spenpritchard.bsky.social, @gdwsundial.bsky.social, @jaimieserotica.bsky.social, NymphoStimToy, @tabithaerotica.bsky.social and yours truly.
www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/
www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/
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This time last year: goodbye to @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social incredible #SinfulSunday project.
The beauty and joy we lose through censorship and bad laws makes me want to weep. What we do isn't dirty or shameful - what we do is GOOD, actually!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/goodbye...
The beauty and joy we lose through censorship and bad laws makes me want to weep. What we do isn't dirty or shameful - what we do is GOOD, actually!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/goodbye...
Goodbye Sinful Sunday/What we do is good, actually | Girl on the Net
Sex is not harmful, it is a healthy part of most adult lives. Sexual expression is a healthy thing in a functioning society. What we do is good, actually.
www.girlonthenet.com
April 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This time last year: goodbye to @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social incredible #SinfulSunday project.
The beauty and joy we lose through censorship and bad laws makes me want to weep. What we do isn't dirty or shameful - what we do is GOOD, actually!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/goodbye...
The beauty and joy we lose through censorship and bad laws makes me want to weep. What we do isn't dirty or shameful - what we do is GOOD, actually!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/goodbye...
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My free OnlyFans has been growing, which has been encouraging. I am thinking if I reach 900 subs I'll post something uncensored as a special treat. 😋
So, if this finds itself on your timeline, this is your sign to sub & spread the word!
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#ofgirl #onlyfans #nsfwsky
So, if this finds itself on your timeline, this is your sign to sub & spread the word!
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#ofgirl #onlyfans #nsfwsky
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April 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My free OnlyFans has been growing, which has been encouraging. I am thinking if I reach 900 subs I'll post something uncensored as a special treat. 😋
So, if this finds itself on your timeline, this is your sign to sub & spread the word!
onlyfans.com/softbutdange...
#ofgirl #onlyfans #nsfwsky
So, if this finds itself on your timeline, this is your sign to sub & spread the word!
onlyfans.com/softbutdange...
#ofgirl #onlyfans #nsfwsky
Bluebells on the Duchy estate.
April 8, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Bluebells on the Duchy estate.
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Even the most sacred things demand a resurrection. Are you ready for my return?
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April 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM