Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸
@dylanbickers.com
(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
Fastest delete in the west
October 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Fastest delete in the west
Sometimes I'll come up with what I feel is a particularly good burn when I'm half asleep. Bolted for my notebook to write this down
September 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Sometimes I'll come up with what I feel is a particularly good burn when I'm half asleep. Bolted for my notebook to write this down
You know, I'm something of a heat seeker myself
September 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
You know, I'm something of a heat seeker myself
It's that time of year again
September 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It's that time of year again
Lmao fuck Taylor Lorenz all my homies hate Taylor Lorenz
September 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Lmao fuck Taylor Lorenz all my homies hate Taylor Lorenz
Seated for Ghost in the Shell
September 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Seated for Ghost in the Shell
This little bar in Granville sells a combo of a Chicago dog, an Old Style and a shot of Malört called a "Chicago Handshake." I skipped the dog this time bc I already ate
September 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
This little bar in Granville sells a combo of a Chicago dog, an Old Style and a shot of Malört called a "Chicago Handshake." I skipped the dog this time bc I already ate
I did not have Ticci glazing the CSAM generation AI on my 2026 bingo card. Why does being online feel less fun and more like this these days?
September 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I did not have Ticci glazing the CSAM generation AI on my 2026 bingo card. Why does being online feel less fun and more like this these days?
Love the versatility of this shirt
August 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Love the versatility of this shirt
Fucked that not only did Ticci go back to the Nazi Bar, but he paid the bar tab for a blue check too
August 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Fucked that not only did Ticci go back to the Nazi Bar, but he paid the bar tab for a blue check too
Is FedEx just UK Mail for Americans?
August 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Is FedEx just UK Mail for Americans?
Keep seeing posts about how Smishing attempts are getting better and damn it's so true
August 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Keep seeing posts about how Smishing attempts are getting better and damn it's so true
I don't know what the fuck this means, but I'm guessing its because I use hyphens _mostly_ correctly.
August 7, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I don't know what the fuck this means, but I'm guessing its because I use hyphens _mostly_ correctly.
Day old rice with fried egg and random leftovers is lowkey goated when being under-caffeinated is the vibe
August 6, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Day old rice with fried egg and random leftovers is lowkey goated when being under-caffeinated is the vibe
Look at this daft cunt 😭
August 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Look at this daft cunt 😭
no cheating, post your lock screen
(I always come back to this old CGP Grey lock screen)
(I always come back to this old CGP Grey lock screen)
August 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
no cheating, post your lock screen
(I always come back to this old CGP Grey lock screen)
(I always come back to this old CGP Grey lock screen)
I'm too drunk to properly hook up my new good dock so I just plugged my Anker dock into it
August 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I'm too drunk to properly hook up my new good dock so I just plugged my Anker dock into it
