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(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
Pinned
The rookie’s mistake is trying to eat a Chicago dog with dignity. If you really cared about your dignity you wouldn’t have bought a dog with that much shit on it.
Catching up on @patstaresat.bsky.social Ace Combat 8 vod and ye that was me, the Air Force vet who said you know more about targeting than I did. I just handed out condoms tho
September 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Catching up on @patstaresat.bsky.social Ace Combat 8 vod and ye that was me, the Air Force vet who said you know more about targeting than I did. I just handed out condoms tho
If you defend rapists now you
defend rapists always.
defend rapists always.
September 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
If you defend rapists now you
defend rapists always.
defend rapists always.
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As of if I needed another reason to loathe backer-inners
September 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
As of if I needed another reason to loathe backer-inners
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You can use AI to make your game, or you can lean into your own strengths as a creator
September 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You can use AI to make your game, or you can lean into your own strengths as a creator
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Ace Combat 8 embargo up. It's the best game in the series. It's one of the best games of the year. Miracles do exist.
Ahead of Ace Combat 8's release, I feel like my potentially blasphemous ranking of the series (that I've played) is:
Five > Four > Six > Zero > Seven
which feels kinda nuts to write out but also the delta between the first and last on that list is tiny.
Five > Four > Six > Zero > Seven
which feels kinda nuts to write out but also the delta between the first and last on that list is tiny.
September 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Ace Combat 8 embargo up. It's the best game in the series. It's one of the best games of the year. Miracles do exist.
Posting warning signs for the Coil when I send in my astromech
September 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Posting warning signs for the Coil when I send in my astromech
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we need a nancy mace of the left
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
we need a nancy mace of the left
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"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
September 25, 2026 at 6:06 AM
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
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There‘s much to appreciate in Mamdani, but his insistence that culture isn’t a privilege of the rich is one of his strengths.It is reminiscent of how unions and the government treated it in the 1930s -art for the masses - paintings, music, opera, theater - democracy for all.
Never been to the opera before?
Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
September 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
There‘s much to appreciate in Mamdani, but his insistence that culture isn’t a privilege of the rich is one of his strengths.It is reminiscent of how unions and the government treated it in the 1930s -art for the masses - paintings, music, opera, theater - democracy for all.
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There's long been talk about Mullin but it's the first time I've seen it in the national press. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
Nothing to see here? DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin shares a D.C. home with a Republican congressman
The homeland security secretary, who owns dozens of properties, met Rep. Jason Smith during bipartisan congressional workouts more than a decade ago.
www.advocate.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:20 PM
There's long been talk about Mullin but it's the first time I've seen it in the national press. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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Ken Paxton pardoned a pedophile
JD Vance obliviously decries "grown men who seem to be pretty obsessed with trans children" as an attempt to smear Talarico
September 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Ken Paxton pardoned a pedophile
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I honestly have never considered switching from Google Pixel phones until they sent me a "wanna celebrate destroying the lives of trans people" as a system update.
September 25, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I honestly have never considered switching from Google Pixel phones until they sent me a "wanna celebrate destroying the lives of trans people" as a system update.
Since I recently discovered SWTOR is available on M-series Macs due to a new beta, I'm happy to report I'm time traveling while playing MMOs very strongly at this time (@morecivilized.bsky.social heads know)
September 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Since I recently discovered SWTOR is available on M-series Macs due to a new beta, I'm happy to report I'm time traveling while playing MMOs very strongly at this time (@morecivilized.bsky.social heads know)
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for that person in your life you fucking hate bsky.app/profile/bmki...
September 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
for that person in your life you fucking hate bsky.app/profile/bmki...
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i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
Hi folks. If you saw this, you know the administration plans to only accept white South Africans next year. Tomorrow is Congress's formal say before the determination is signed. Please check this brief thread on why I'd like you to speak out for the Afghan people still in limbo...
September 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
Sometimes I'll come up with what I feel is a particularly good burn when I'm half asleep. Bolted for my notebook to write this down
September 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Sometimes I'll come up with what I feel is a particularly good burn when I'm half asleep. Bolted for my notebook to write this down
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So mass mobilization time? Tell your friends and family. Get everyone on board. It seems like an insurmountable battle because we're not all talking about it to each other
The current El Niño is likely to be the largest in at least 1,000 years and will pile extra heat into an atmosphere in which temperatures are already rising rapidly due to human-caused global heating.
This double whammy means 2027 is expected to become the hottest year ever recorded.
This double whammy means 2027 is expected to become the hottest year ever recorded.
‘Jaw-dropping’ El Niño bursts through temperature record months before peak
‘Godzilla-level’ phenomenon is supercharging the climate crisis and will have a huge impact on communities across the world
www.theguardian.com
September 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
So mass mobilization time? Tell your friends and family. Get everyone on board. It seems like an insurmountable battle because we're not all talking about it to each other
You know, I'm something of a heat seeker myself
September 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
You know, I'm something of a heat seeker myself
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This year's Freedom Fest, the Northern Kentucky MAGA gathering that usually draws thousands of conservative attendees and speakers, has been called off entirely just days ahead of its scheduled start on Saturday.
No one is buying tickets, so the show can't go on.
www.rawstory.com/eric-deters-...
No one is buying tickets, so the show can't go on.
www.rawstory.com/eric-deters-...
'Best MAGA event' in the country collapses days before gates open amid lousy ticket sales
A right-wing festival headlined by Kid Rock and Dog the Bounty Hunter has been canceled.This year's Freedom Fest, the Northern Kentucky MAGA gathering known for drawing thousands of attendees and A-li...
www.rawstory.com
September 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This year's Freedom Fest, the Northern Kentucky MAGA gathering that usually draws thousands of conservative attendees and speakers, has been called off entirely just days ahead of its scheduled start on Saturday.
No one is buying tickets, so the show can't go on.
www.rawstory.com/eric-deters-...
No one is buying tickets, so the show can't go on.
www.rawstory.com/eric-deters-...
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Hello! I would be curious to know how Bungie workers feel about today’s pivot and how the studio is being managed in general. If you’re a company employee with views on the matter, please do get in touch. Happy to chat confidentially.
DMs open. Signal: kerrblimey.43
DMs open. Signal: kerrblimey.43
September 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Hello! I would be curious to know how Bungie workers feel about today’s pivot and how the studio is being managed in general. If you’re a company employee with views on the matter, please do get in touch. Happy to chat confidentially.
DMs open. Signal: kerrblimey.43
DMs open. Signal: kerrblimey.43
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Blanket response to replies from cis people telling me Dem politicians actually support trans people
September 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Blanket response to replies from cis people telling me Dem politicians actually support trans people