Eddie Ford Clinic 🌹
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Queen of the divan, admiring Eddie's je ne sais quoi from my vantage point in the outer Inner North
Help me out here Bluesky. I found this line in a story about the Swans in The Age today: "...several players had declined to participate in what were voluntary [police] interviews." Do they mean some of the four declined, or other players declined? I think others, as police interviewed the four?
September 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Help me out here Bluesky. I found this line in a story about the Swans in The Age today: "...several players had declined to participate in what were voluntary [police] interviews." Do they mean some of the four declined, or other players declined? I think others, as police interviewed the four?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
August 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
My favourite post in the group chat courtesy of one of my friends
April 28, 2026 at 10:54 AM
My favourite post in the group chat courtesy of one of my friends
Tired: Same old North, back to being shit.
Wired: North is playing 4D chess
Wired: North is playing 4D chess
March 22, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Tired: Same old North, back to being shit.
Wired: North is playing 4D chess
Wired: North is playing 4D chess
Imagine being such a centrist melt that you can't enjoy the events of today without saying something embarrassing like this
February 19, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Imagine being such a centrist melt that you can't enjoy the events of today without saying something embarrassing like this
My partner sent the photo below to his mate who is an Essendon supporter and said it was a real bet he was placing. He got a very angry response.
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
My partner sent the photo below to his mate who is an Essendon supporter and said it was a real bet he was placing. He got a very angry response.
"Chat GPT, tell me how to do a small talk to James Sicily"
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
"Chat GPT, tell me how to do a small talk to James Sicily"
My daughter put a googly eye on the kangaroo on her football and it was too enjoyable not to share 😆
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My daughter put a googly eye on the kangaroo on her football and it was too enjoyable not to share 😆
He'll have to dust off this jacket
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
He'll have to dust off this jacket
Did anyone else come home from Ikon Park last night with a pocket like this? The confetti cannon was my daughter's favourite bit 😆 What an incredible night it was.
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Did anyone else come home from Ikon Park last night with a pocket like this? The confetti cannon was my daughter's favourite bit 😆 What an incredible night it was.
This is the other profile, but there's no info on there at all, so I don't know how old or new it is. I had to log into LinkedIn for this which is always awful 😆
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This is the other profile, but there's no info on there at all, so I don't know how old or new it is. I had to log into LinkedIn for this which is always awful 😆
I looked at the photo really quickly and I swear I saw this guy
August 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I looked at the photo really quickly and I swear I saw this guy
Anyone got any yellow paint? I live near Dundas St and could do something funny
June 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Anyone got any yellow paint? I live near Dundas St and could do something funny
CarltonBlues Reddit is also a cracking read right now
June 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
CarltonBlues Reddit is also a cracking read right now
Careful folks. If you laugh at Rachel Reeves @Marlow_UK will come for you 😆 They really don't like being called a centrist even though their bio talks about the grown ups being in charge and they have equal disdain for Reform and Corbyn. I first thought they were a parody account
June 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Careful folks. If you laugh at Rachel Reeves @Marlow_UK will come for you 😆 They really don't like being called a centrist even though their bio talks about the grown ups being in charge and they have equal disdain for Reform and Corbyn. I first thought they were a parody account
I found another one :(
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I found another one :(
My favourite piece of ephemera from last Saturday is the Tim Smith from MAFS how-to-vote I snagged at the Clifton Hill Primary Cooper/Wills/Melbourne superbooth. I'm sending it in! I'm Eddie Ford Clinic, a librarian, and I approve this message.
May 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My favourite piece of ephemera from last Saturday is the Tim Smith from MAFS how-to-vote I snagged at the Clifton Hill Primary Cooper/Wills/Melbourne superbooth. I'm sending it in! I'm Eddie Ford Clinic, a librarian, and I approve this message.
I've just inherited my partner's Whoop as I'm supposed to keep track of my heart health as I'm on stimulant meds for ADHD. Anyway I'm sitting here on Easter Saturday night, enjoying my Indian takeaway, then I made the mistake of reading the North Reddit. I got a Whoop alert for very high stress 😬
April 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I've just inherited my partner's Whoop as I'm supposed to keep track of my heart health as I'm on stimulant meds for ADHD. Anyway I'm sitting here on Easter Saturday night, enjoying my Indian takeaway, then I made the mistake of reading the North Reddit. I got a Whoop alert for very high stress 😬
This is top shelf content from North Melbourne closer to a flag. Are they on Bluesky? I am tiring of Facebook and its angry folk
March 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is top shelf content from North Melbourne closer to a flag. Are they on Bluesky? I am tiring of Facebook and its angry folk
I want to send this to the friends group chat but I have been told it will "inflame tensions" and that I'm "deluded"
March 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I want to send this to the friends group chat but I have been told it will "inflame tensions" and that I'm "deluded"
Hey guys, remember when this happened?
March 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Hey guys, remember when this happened?
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image
January 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image