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I would like to not have crushes anymore. I would like someone to be obsessed with because I am dating them. Like I am their girlfriend and so I’m thinking of that person. I could just think about them instead of some Instagram person(s). Sort of like having a partner type of thing. I’d be their gf
September 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I would like to not have crushes anymore. I would like someone to be obsessed with because I am dating them. Like I am their girlfriend and so I’m thinking of that person. I could just think about them instead of some Instagram person(s). Sort of like having a partner type of thing. I’d be their gf
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(engaging in ocd behavior based on rules i created) i don't make the rules
September 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
(engaging in ocd behavior based on rules i created) i don't make the rules
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my prefrontal cortex is where all the classic vines are stored
September 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
my prefrontal cortex is where all the classic vines are stored
i’m so excited for crank 2 i can’t sleep
September 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
i’m so excited for crank 2 i can’t sleep
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god was so real for killing everyone with a flood except for an old man and a zoo
September 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
god was so real for killing everyone with a flood except for an old man and a zoo
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"is this the krusty krab?" "no this is patrick" #iconicfilmquotes
July 19, 2026 at 6:18 AM
"is this the krusty krab?" "no this is patrick" #iconicfilmquotes
“eh it’s probably fine.” -girl who’s not heeding the warning
July 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
“eh it’s probably fine.” -girl who’s not heeding the warning
i love the part in jaws where they all have gay sex
July 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
i love the part in jaws where they all have gay sex
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Chumming my mind waters to summon forth my mind shark
July 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Chumming my mind waters to summon forth my mind shark
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exhibiting signs and symptoms of ocd
July 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
exhibiting signs and symptoms of ocd
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rorschach test of the pussy sweat in my boxers at the end of a summer day
July 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
rorschach test of the pussy sweat in my boxers at the end of a summer day
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I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
July 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
being a bitch in heat should be added to the next diagnostic and statistical manual
July 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
being a bitch in heat should be added to the next diagnostic and statistical manual
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a virus where the symptoms are congestion, cough, sore throat, headache, fever, muscle aches, and dreaming about marc maron more than usual
May 27, 2026 at 7:31 AM
a virus where the symptoms are congestion, cough, sore throat, headache, fever, muscle aches, and dreaming about marc maron more than usual
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guys did you know that we are all connected to each other
May 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
guys did you know that we are all connected to each other
me and who
May 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
me and who
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Brassica is such a cunty name for a vegetable
May 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Brassica is such a cunty name for a vegetable
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who up running out of time
May 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
who up running out of time
columbomaxxing. eating chili and ice cream. loving your wife and dog. being a friendly goofy little guy. not caring what people think of you.
May 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
columbomaxxing. eating chili and ice cream. loving your wife and dog. being a friendly goofy little guy. not caring what people think of you.
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doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool
You're Gen X. You can bring back one thing from the 80s. What is it?
May 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool
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i'm kinda like odysseus if he never went anywhere or did anything
May 4, 2026 at 9:19 AM
i'm kinda like odysseus if he never went anywhere or did anything
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yearly halloween and christmas tv episodes are a lost art
April 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
yearly halloween and christmas tv episodes are a lost art
lowkey the worst part about drinking is the dreams
April 27, 2026 at 4:51 AM
lowkey the worst part about drinking is the dreams