Egg
@egg-yoda.bsky.social
Clear thinking, no drinking hard boiled egg. Poached, rarely scrambled. Navigating this shit in any way I choose, come at me.
#smashintopieces I smell a scam. They kept ahold of their instruments. They didn't even have to move the drumkit. #cimberly was robbed.
#melodifestivalen
#melodifestivalen
February 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
#smashintopieces I smell a scam. They kept ahold of their instruments. They didn't even have to move the drumkit. #cimberly was robbed.
#melodifestivalen
#melodifestivalen
February 21, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Think of the good we can do when he's #Dead.
People got away with this shit in his generation - where nobody hears what they don't want you to. They'd pay and cover up as they pleased because they largely controlled the story and it's Just Not How it works any more.
People got away with this shit in his generation - where nobody hears what they don't want you to. They'd pay and cover up as they pleased because they largely controlled the story and it's Just Not How it works any more.
February 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Think of the good we can do when he's #Dead.
People got away with this shit in his generation - where nobody hears what they don't want you to. They'd pay and cover up as they pleased because they largely controlled the story and it's Just Not How it works any more.
People got away with this shit in his generation - where nobody hears what they don't want you to. They'd pay and cover up as they pleased because they largely controlled the story and it's Just Not How it works any more.
January 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 PM
January 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
#mello #melodifestivalen2026
Here we fucking go. 8 minutes in and one of the hosts has already given up.
Here we fucking go. 8 minutes in and one of the hosts has already given up.
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
#mello #melodifestivalen2026
Here we fucking go. 8 minutes in and one of the hosts has already given up.
Here we fucking go. 8 minutes in and one of the hosts has already given up.
It's entirely rational, before things get too far, that one can stop and say "I stand corrected"
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 AM
It's entirely rational, before things get too far, that one can stop and say "I stand corrected"
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
To be remembered for your accomplishments, even years after the fact, that's #religion.
When you achieve and do #great things, when the #people around you have a moment to remember your kindness and standing, sometimes long after your passing, that memory is the #angel on your shoulder.
When you achieve and do #great things, when the #people around you have a moment to remember your kindness and standing, sometimes long after your passing, that memory is the #angel on your shoulder.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Can we normalise the discourse that #NigelFarage is also in the #Epstein Files?
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January 1, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Can we normalise the discourse that #NigelFarage is also in the #Epstein Files?
@chesterwallcat.bsky.social Dear cat. I saw you and you were very fluffy. Defend the city in my absence.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@chesterwallcat.bsky.social Dear cat. I saw you and you were very fluffy. Defend the city in my absence.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
There's nothing funnier than your own son farting in the bath and laughing like a maniac
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There's nothing funnier than your own son farting in the bath and laughing like a maniac
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hi White House account manager. How's it feel to know you're selling your humanity to a tantrum throwing cunt who actively hates you? Asking for Earth.
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hi White House account manager. How's it feel to know you're selling your humanity to a tantrum throwing cunt who actively hates you? Asking for Earth.