#probably
i feel like this has probably been done already but who cares
November 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
probably really excited about the economy
There are now 642k Texans who have early voted who did not vote at all in the 2024 Presidential election. 48% of them (310,997) are Hispanic. And 39% (122,461) of those Hispanic surge voters are under the age of 30.
November 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Probably just hungry 😌
November 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Probably fine.
October 2026 was the warmest October on record in Copernicus' ERA5 dataset, coming in at 1.75C above preindustrial levels.
November 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Probably later this week, or next
November 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Americans should probably vote today
November 3, 2026 at 10:38 AM
The culprit (probably)
November 3, 2026 at 6:18 AM
This would probably be a better closing message for someone running for president of an HOA
"You have that picture with the algae?" -- President Trump's closing midterms message
November 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I think Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani is probably proof against this, but ok
I need shitlibs to reconcile with the fact that as they stand they would have 100% voted for trump if he ran as a Democrat
November 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Probably time for a haircut~
October 31, 2026 at 6:00 PM
i think it is probably a pretty good sign that Johnikqa Tobias of Richland County, South Carolina thinks for the first time that her vote can make a difference
South Carolina voter: Things have been horrible. This is my first time ever voting. One vote can make a difference
November 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Douthat is probably actually most sophisticated and nimble mind they have left!
November 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Bari Weiss tomorrow probably:

“Please join me in welcoming CBS’s newest ‘60 Minutes’ contributor, Haley Stevens…..”
In case there was any ambiguity
November 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
We all laugh at that counting vampire on Sesame Street but he still probably drinks blood
November 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Probably shouldn't be re-traumatizing every time there's an election cycle. Probably shouldn't have to worry about the lives of trans people potentially becoming worse every time there's an election cycle. Probably shouldn't be perpetually stressed out all the time.
November 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Republicans are failing us.
November 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
statistically they probably are pretty likely to kill a room full of kids
November 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
someone should probably check on this
is this "took her phone (controlling)" or "took her phone (so that she doesnt React To The Internet)"
November 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I probably don't need to say should probably vote at this point, but you should probably still vote!
November 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
4) Rogers will probably win white Christians

5) the discourse is therefore probably better understood as a contest for the future of the minority of white Christians who are liberals.
November 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
probably true.
Just in case no one's said it yet: there's actually zero good reason to release election results in pieces like this and we'd all be much better off if we just dropped them once the counts were done like England does.
November 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Probably~

Happy Halloween peeps 🎃
October 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
so i probably won't do that.
November 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"the actors would probably just complain if we offered them some money to act"
November 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
this is probably one of my personal favourite Tâf stories tbh
November 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM