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You have been visited by the limes bunchō. One thousand years of delicious limes will be yours.
September 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
You have been visited by the limes bunchō. One thousand years of delicious limes will be yours.
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NEPO BABY CAVEMAN WHOSE DAD INVENTED HITTING STUFF WITH A ROCK: We’re innovating the product space with a planned pivot of Rock to an aspirational lifestyle brand centered around hitting stuff with a rock culture
September 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
NEPO BABY CAVEMAN WHOSE DAD INVENTED HITTING STUFF WITH A ROCK: We’re innovating the product space with a planned pivot of Rock to an aspirational lifestyle brand centered around hitting stuff with a rock culture
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Scariest parts of LOTR so far according to my 9yo:
1) when that guy in the dead marshes opens his eyes
2) when eowyn almost discovers that aragorn doesn't like her soup
1) when that guy in the dead marshes opens his eyes
2) when eowyn almost discovers that aragorn doesn't like her soup
September 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Scariest parts of LOTR so far according to my 9yo:
1) when that guy in the dead marshes opens his eyes
2) when eowyn almost discovers that aragorn doesn't like her soup
1) when that guy in the dead marshes opens his eyes
2) when eowyn almost discovers that aragorn doesn't like her soup
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SPACE DECAGON
Scientists find a huge 10-sided wave pattern swirling in the clouds over Saturn’s south pole
A single side of the decagon surpasses 10,000 miles.
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September 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
SPACE DECAGON
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Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
August 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron
August 19, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron
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me minge is bloody mental…(lowers glasses) and its well fit
April 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
me minge is bloody mental…(lowers glasses) and its well fit
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You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️
You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️
July 23, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️
You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️
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“Jimothy” this, “Jimothy” that, to the gym with thee so thou can get some bitches
July 19, 2026 at 9:19 AM
“Jimothy” this, “Jimothy” that, to the gym with thee so thou can get some bitches
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Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
July 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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want to feel old. by the time you read this post, it will be 500 years old, and you will look up and realize you are a skeleton and blow away in the breeze as dust.
July 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
want to feel old. by the time you read this post, it will be 500 years old, and you will look up and realize you are a skeleton and blow away in the breeze as dust.
haaland look like a James Bond villain face havin ass
June 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
haaland look like a James Bond villain face havin ass
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pokemon go to the wars
June 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
pokemon go to the wars
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ahhthe french, champagne, has highkey been celebrated for being 6 7
May 22, 2026 at 1:37 PM
ahhthe french, champagne, has highkey been celebrated for being 6 7
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ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis
May 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis
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heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
April 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
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Can someone remind me of the furry guy that's like an ankylosaurus obsessed with rustic hats who paints beautiful pre-Raphaelite monster duck women with gigundo dumptruck asses?
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can someone remind me of the furry guy that's like an ankylosaurus obsessed with rustic hats who paints beautiful pre-Raphaelite monster duck women with gigundo dumptruck asses?
kid rock and Newman??
February 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
kid rock and Newman??
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Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair
February 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair
crypt keeper gender what is it
February 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
crypt keeper gender what is it
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‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
women of the Italian curling team: please explain curling to me
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
women of the Italian curling team: please explain curling to me
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Ok we did get some snow and I got to walk around in it and fall on my ass in front of other people so I had the quintessential winter experience. Now back to the horrors
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Ok we did get some snow and I got to walk around in it and fall on my ass in front of other people so I had the quintessential winter experience. Now back to the horrors