elemess
@elemess.bsky.social
GenXer trying to adapt to the 21st century. Father of a teenage boy. Crusader against the execrable "with respect to." Atlanta United Founding Member.
Looks like lots of empty seats at the Benz. It’s like a United game without the curtains. Or banners.
September 20, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Looks like lots of empty seats at the Benz. It’s like a United game without the curtains. Or banners.
Are the Falcons really this bad? Damn.
September 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Are the Falcons really this bad? Damn.
Excellent camerawork on that bunny, MLS. Nice job!
September 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Excellent camerawork on that bunny, MLS. Nice job!
Holy shit that goal from Andre Luiz for SKC!
September 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Holy shit that goal from Andre Luiz for SKC!
It was Sanchez, Hernandez, and Reilly who came around to applaud the fans. That’s it. #ATLUTD #WeAreTheA
August 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It was Sanchez, Hernandez, and Reilly who came around to applaud the fans. That’s it. #ATLUTD #WeAreTheA
What is Light without Dark?
What is light without dark? What are you without me?
YouTube video by chrisnu
youtu.be
August 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
What is Light without Dark?
Dolly yesterday. Tim today. Somebody get Cher in bubble wrap. And probably nothing else, knowing her.
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Dolly yesterday. Tim today. Somebody get Cher in bubble wrap. And probably nothing else, knowing her.
My god but SKC is awful.
August 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
My god but SKC is awful.
August 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Doug out here throwing truth bombs.
August 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Doug out here throwing truth bombs.
My God this is perfect.
"When España beat Argentina in the Copa Mundial final, I worked up the coraje to invitar Pilar to Cold Stone Creamery, which is how we celebrar importantes eventos in Connecticut."
I Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don’t Hablar Inglés Anymore
“Hola, Chad aquí, de Greenwich, Connecticut, a muy blanco área of los Estados Unidos. A few weeks ago, I decidir to watch Estados Unidos vs. Paraguay in fútb...
buff.ly
July 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
My God this is perfect.
I survived the Bravos in the 80s. I can survive United in the 20s. Of course, we had Skip Caray to help back then. Too bad Conti/Longshore are relegated to the radio.
July 23, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I survived the Bravos in the 80s. I can survive United in the 20s. Of course, we had Skip Caray to help back then. Too bad Conti/Longshore are relegated to the radio.
If there’s no replay, did it even happen?
July 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
If there’s no replay, did it even happen?
If you have to watch it 17 times over 5 minutes, it ain’t clear and obvious.
July 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
If you have to watch it 17 times over 5 minutes, it ain’t clear and obvious.
Is Spain bunkering? Cuz that won’t end well for them.
July 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Is Spain bunkering? Cuz that won’t end well for them.
Argentina has 0 shots in 86 minutes. But because Spain has done nothing with all of theirs, Argentina only needs 1 to win.
July 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Argentina has 0 shots in 86 minutes. But because Spain has done nothing with all of theirs, Argentina only needs 1 to win.
Right at the keeper. Again.
July 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Right at the keeper. Again.
Is Apple capable of showing replays?
July 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Is Apple capable of showing replays?