ElevenJersey
@elevenjersey.bsky.social
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
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My #IndianaBones books written under the name Harry Heape are big fun. Comedy adventure stories that aim to #KeepKidsReading
Get one for small person today x
Get one for small person today x
September 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
My #IndianaBones books written under the name Harry Heape are big fun. Comedy adventure stories that aim to #KeepKidsReading
Get one for small person today x
Get one for small person today x
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My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚
June 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚
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My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer | Speech Writer
I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services.
Get in touch!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
February 28, 2026 at 11:18 AM
My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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“I asked you not to do it. I said, Charlie, please don’t make your stupid joke, it’s not funny. But, still, when the waiter brought the check, what did you say? What did you say, Charlie?”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“I asked you not to do it. I said, Charlie, please don’t make your stupid joke, it’s not funny. But, still, when the waiter brought the check, what did you say? What did you say, Charlie?”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
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One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
Finally, a new kind of weather!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Finally, a new kind of weather!!
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Horses are wayyy to skittish for an animal that big. What do you mean you’re scared of a bin, you’re fucking massive?!
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Horses are wayyy to skittish for an animal that big. What do you mean you’re scared of a bin, you’re fucking massive?!
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Dunno if I’d trust an administrator called Begbie’s Trainers but hope the Owls kick on from here.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Sheffield Wednesday administration: 'Bittersweet day' - what next for Owls as club enters administration?
Manager Henrik Pedersen calls for a
www.bbc.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dunno if I’d trust an administrator called Begbie’s Trainers but hope the Owls kick on from here.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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One of the greatest comedy sketches in history.
In case you need cheering up.
youtu.be/RlllabwmWcc?...
In case you need cheering up.
youtu.be/RlllabwmWcc?...
"Who's on First?" in HD w/LIVE AUDIENCE from The Abbott and Costello TV Show (1953)
YouTube video by ClassicFlix
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
One of the greatest comedy sketches in history.
In case you need cheering up.
youtu.be/RlllabwmWcc?...
In case you need cheering up.
youtu.be/RlllabwmWcc?...
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‘We’re now happy to take questions.’
‘Hi, Chris Mason, BBC News. What would Reform you both say is Reform the state of the Reform special relationship and do you Reform think it can be Reform sustained over the Reform coming years? And if I may also add as a follow-up: Reform. Thanks.’
‘Hi, Chris Mason, BBC News. What would Reform you both say is Reform the state of the Reform special relationship and do you Reform think it can be Reform sustained over the Reform coming years? And if I may also add as a follow-up: Reform. Thanks.’
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
‘We’re now happy to take questions.’
‘Hi, Chris Mason, BBC News. What would Reform you both say is Reform the state of the Reform special relationship and do you Reform think it can be Reform sustained over the Reform coming years? And if I may also add as a follow-up: Reform. Thanks.’
‘Hi, Chris Mason, BBC News. What would Reform you both say is Reform the state of the Reform special relationship and do you Reform think it can be Reform sustained over the Reform coming years? And if I may also add as a follow-up: Reform. Thanks.’
Have they had work done?
September 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Have they had work done?
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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I heard a fascinating song recently and it affected me so deeply that I had no option but to write a thesis on it. Here's page 1
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I heard a fascinating song recently and it affected me so deeply that I had no option but to write a thesis on it. Here's page 1
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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Today is Sooty's birthday. Hope he and the gang don't intend on getting pilled up and going on the fanny hunt like they did in the 90s.
July 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Today is Sooty's birthday. Hope he and the gang don't intend on getting pilled up and going on the fanny hunt like they did in the 90s.
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It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.
July 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.
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That Coldplay Kiss-Cam story made me immediately think of Stan & Ollie getting rumbled in Sons Of The Desert (1933).
July 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That Coldplay Kiss-Cam story made me immediately think of Stan & Ollie getting rumbled in Sons Of The Desert (1933).
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Skip to 4:45 to the end for one of the best things you’ve ever seen x
1964: BELFAST kids go WILD on a SUNDAY | Tonight | Archivist Picks | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
youtu.be
June 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Skip to 4:45 to the end for one of the best things you’ve ever seen x
Moveable objects should not have permanent street signs.
I’m looking at you Portsmouth. Ships are not by nature static so all signage should be, on principle, temporary!
I’m looking at you Portsmouth. Ships are not by nature static so all signage should be, on principle, temporary!
May 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Moveable objects should not have permanent street signs.
I’m looking at you Portsmouth. Ships are not by nature static so all signage should be, on principle, temporary!
I’m looking at you Portsmouth. Ships are not by nature static so all signage should be, on principle, temporary!
Snooker players can play off three cushions to land perfectly on baulk but after 90 seconds staring at a long pink they have absolutely no idea if they need an extension or not
April 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Snooker players can play off three cushions to land perfectly on baulk but after 90 seconds staring at a long pink they have absolutely no idea if they need an extension or not
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My son and his young family lost his house to a catastrophic fire last Saturday.
Any assistance folks can provide is greatly appreciated. ❤️
Any assistance folks can provide is greatly appreciated. ❤️
Donate to Fire in Kentucky: Zak and His Family Need Help, organized by Andrew King
On the evening of Saturday, the 29th of March, my son and his family experi… Andrew King needs your support for Fire in Kentucky: Zak and His Family Need Help
www.gofundme.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My son and his young family lost his house to a catastrophic fire last Saturday.
Any assistance folks can provide is greatly appreciated. ❤️
Any assistance folks can provide is greatly appreciated. ❤️