Eli
@elixan.bsky.social
🔉 pronounced ehlee not e-lie
🔞 been an adult for many moons
♠️ he/him preferred, they/them also okay
💍 married to @xaneli.bsky.social
🎨 pfp by pbwaffl @ tumblr | banner by Lark @ leopets
🐕🦺🐕🌈🐕🪽🐕🪽🐕🪽 i love my pets
🔞 been an adult for many moons
♠️ he/him preferred, they/them also okay
💍 married to @xaneli.bsky.social
🎨 pfp by pbwaffl @ tumblr | banner by Lark @ leopets
🐕🦺🐕🌈🐕🪽🐕🪽🐕🪽 i love my pets
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If you made a little guy and the little guy continues bringing you joy, you are legally permitted to keep making Little Guy Content until the sun explodes.
September 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
If you made a little guy and the little guy continues bringing you joy, you are legally permitted to keep making Little Guy Content until the sun explodes.
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Eye-wateringly stupid defence from Rowling’s team here - ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’ - Really? So that £70,000 towards the bathroom ban was by accident? The JKR Women’s Fund was made by an impersonator? At least have the spine to admit you want us dead
J.K. Rowling’s rep responds to Lilly Wachowski’s accusation of ‘funding trans genocide’ (exclusive)
J.K. Rowling’s representative responded to Lilly Wachowski accusing the author of ‘funding trans genocide’: ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’
ew.com
September 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Eye-wateringly stupid defence from Rowling’s team here - ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’ - Really? So that £70,000 towards the bathroom ban was by accident? The JKR Women’s Fund was made by an impersonator? At least have the spine to admit you want us dead
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time launches on November 5
▪️Link can now jump
▪️Swim and dive underwater
▪️Characters fully voiced in cutscenes
▪️Dash to sprint and move faster
▪️Castle Town has some new areas previously closed off
▪️Hear gossip and play minigames
▪️Time of day now progresses everywhere
▪️Link can now jump
▪️Swim and dive underwater
▪️Characters fully voiced in cutscenes
▪️Dash to sprint and move faster
▪️Castle Town has some new areas previously closed off
▪️Hear gossip and play minigames
▪️Time of day now progresses everywhere
September 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time launches on November 5
▪️Link can now jump
▪️Swim and dive underwater
▪️Characters fully voiced in cutscenes
▪️Dash to sprint and move faster
▪️Castle Town has some new areas previously closed off
▪️Hear gossip and play minigames
▪️Time of day now progresses everywhere
▪️Link can now jump
▪️Swim and dive underwater
▪️Characters fully voiced in cutscenes
▪️Dash to sprint and move faster
▪️Castle Town has some new areas previously closed off
▪️Hear gossip and play minigames
▪️Time of day now progresses everywhere
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i miss my own ocs. what are those little guys up to. they should call me
September 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
i miss my own ocs. what are those little guys up to. they should call me
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Recent commission for Elixxan @ Gaia Online! ♡ I had so much fun with this one! (´꒳`)♡
✦ For: Elixxan
#Art #OCArt #CommissionArt #DigitalArt
✦ For: Elixxan
#Art #OCArt #CommissionArt #DigitalArt
September 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Recent commission for Elixxan @ Gaia Online! ♡ I had so much fun with this one! (´꒳`)♡
✦ For: Elixxan
#Art #OCArt #CommissionArt #DigitalArt
✦ For: Elixxan
#Art #OCArt #CommissionArt #DigitalArt
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╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ╮
( Thinking about nasty )
( fictional sex scenes )
( and kicking my little )
( feet )
╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◞ ͜ ╯
O
°
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/
＼/＿＿＿/
( Thinking about nasty )
( fictional sex scenes )
( and kicking my little )
( feet )
╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◞ ͜ ╯
O
°
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/
＼/＿＿＿/
September 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ╮
( Thinking about nasty )
( fictional sex scenes )
( and kicking my little )
( feet )
╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◞ ͜ ╯
O
°
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/
＼/＿＿＿/
( Thinking about nasty )
( fictional sex scenes )
( and kicking my little )
( feet )
╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◞ ͜ ╯
O
°
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/
＼/＿＿＿/
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I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you?
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
September 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you?
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
❤️ I LOVE MY OC ❤️
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•◡•) /
\ /
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| |
|__ |__
❤️ I LOVE MY OC ❤️
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•◡•) /
\ /
——
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|__ |__
April 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
❤️ I LOVE MY OC ❤️
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•◡•) /
\ /
——
| |
|__ |__
❤️ I LOVE MY OC ❤️
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•◡•) /
\ /
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I've been seeing a LOT of people fall for discord tricks these past couple months, so I felt the need to make this to help get people caught up on internet safety 101.
Please repost/share this around, you could help save someone's account!
Please repost/share this around, you could help save someone's account!
September 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I've been seeing a LOT of people fall for discord tricks these past couple months, so I felt the need to make this to help get people caught up on internet safety 101.
Please repost/share this around, you could help save someone's account!
Please repost/share this around, you could help save someone's account!
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Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default.
Be sure to disable it :]
Be sure to disable it :]
August 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default.
Be sure to disable it :]
Be sure to disable it :]
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"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
LibreOffice 26.8 is now available with a new Paragraph Composer in Writer, native OpenType variable font support, Calc improvements, and better document compatibility.
linuxiac.com/libreoffice-...
#OpenSource #OfficeSuite
linuxiac.com/libreoffice-...
#OpenSource #OfficeSuite
LibreOffice 26.8 Released with New Paragraph Composer, Variable Font Support
LibreOffice 26.8 is now available with a new Paragraph Composer in Writer, native OpenType variable font support, Calc improvements, and better document compatibility.
linuxiac.com
August 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
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“by a celebrity 💅”
fuck her
god she’s SO MAD someone else besides her is being lauded as the patron saint of child literacy. you had your chance and blew it, lady! that’s not who you are anymore! gotta force HBO to reboot your movies just to feel something smh
fuck her
god she’s SO MAD someone else besides her is being lauded as the patron saint of child literacy. you had your chance and blew it, lady! that’s not who you are anymore! gotta force HBO to reboot your movies just to feel something smh
How the BBC is reporting Dolly Parton's passing.
August 26, 2026 at 10:07 AM
“by a celebrity 💅”
fuck her
god she’s SO MAD someone else besides her is being lauded as the patron saint of child literacy. you had your chance and blew it, lady! that’s not who you are anymore! gotta force HBO to reboot your movies just to feel something smh
fuck her
god she’s SO MAD someone else besides her is being lauded as the patron saint of child literacy. you had your chance and blew it, lady! that’s not who you are anymore! gotta force HBO to reboot your movies just to feel something smh
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I am a highly-paid data center consultant and for $750,000 a year you can get such captivating pitches as “fine, don’t let us steal all of your water and electricity you braindead hicks!”
August 24, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I am a highly-paid data center consultant and for $750,000 a year you can get such captivating pitches as “fine, don’t let us steal all of your water and electricity you braindead hicks!”
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Look idk who needs to hear this cause I've seen alot of artists over the years dig this exact hole, but you need to finish your commissions.
A percentage of your clients are going to be repeat commissioners. Another percentage of your clients heard about you from word of mouth. 🧵
A percentage of your clients are going to be repeat commissioners. Another percentage of your clients heard about you from word of mouth. 🧵
August 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Look idk who needs to hear this cause I've seen alot of artists over the years dig this exact hole, but you need to finish your commissions.
A percentage of your clients are going to be repeat commissioners. Another percentage of your clients heard about you from word of mouth. 🧵
A percentage of your clients are going to be repeat commissioners. Another percentage of your clients heard about you from word of mouth. 🧵
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what a lovely day to think about my ocs kissing
August 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
what a lovely day to think about my ocs kissing
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I cannot stress enough: the AI bubble has already popped
it is just being kept on life support by corporations trying to squeeze even a dollar more out of their shit investment, and tech bros doing the same before abandoning their shit company startups.
keep hating on AI, you're winning
it is just being kept on life support by corporations trying to squeeze even a dollar more out of their shit investment, and tech bros doing the same before abandoning their shit company startups.
keep hating on AI, you're winning
Report Suggests Nearly No One Is Buying AI Generated Goods https://kotaku.com/3d-model-markets-are-being-flooded-with-ai-sellers-but-no-ones-buying-2000724790
Report Suggests Nearly No One Is Buying AI Generated Goods
A classic conundrum of 'why would I buy something you didn’t make,' platforms like CGTrader has shelves of AI made models collecting dust
kotaku.com
August 18, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I cannot stress enough: the AI bubble has already popped
it is just being kept on life support by corporations trying to squeeze even a dollar more out of their shit investment, and tech bros doing the same before abandoning their shit company startups.
keep hating on AI, you're winning
it is just being kept on life support by corporations trying to squeeze even a dollar more out of their shit investment, and tech bros doing the same before abandoning their shit company startups.
keep hating on AI, you're winning
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Here's how to turn off the Gen-AI training on Twitch.
Step 1. Go to Account Settings.
Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy.
Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI".
Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever.
Step 5. Profit.
Hope this helps anyone! ❤️
Step 1. Go to Account Settings.
Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy.
Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI".
Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever.
Step 5. Profit.
Hope this helps anyone! ❤️
August 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Here's how to turn off the Gen-AI training on Twitch.
Step 1. Go to Account Settings.
Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy.
Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI".
Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever.
Step 5. Profit.
Hope this helps anyone! ❤️
Step 1. Go to Account Settings.
Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy.
Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI".
Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever.
Step 5. Profit.
Hope this helps anyone! ❤️