Elton Skelton
@eltonskelton.bsky.social
Rugby, dogs, wine. Newly ADHD.
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Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
August 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
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On New Years 1990, the world was introduced to Mr Bean, now maybe the most famous comedy character of all time.
Yet, this story started years earlier, on the home pitch of Racing 92.
This is the crazy story of how French rugby's eternal underachievers created a comedy dynasty-
youtu.be/m6683DwTjnM
Yet, this story started years earlier, on the home pitch of Racing 92.
This is the crazy story of how French rugby's eternal underachievers created a comedy dynasty-
youtu.be/m6683DwTjnM
So why would there be no Mr Bean without Racing 92?
YouTube video by Squidge Rugby
youtu.be
May 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
On New Years 1990, the world was introduced to Mr Bean, now maybe the most famous comedy character of all time.
Yet, this story started years earlier, on the home pitch of Racing 92.
This is the crazy story of how French rugby's eternal underachievers created a comedy dynasty-
youtu.be/m6683DwTjnM
Yet, this story started years earlier, on the home pitch of Racing 92.
This is the crazy story of how French rugby's eternal underachievers created a comedy dynasty-
youtu.be/m6683DwTjnM
When it’s all over can we just purge him completely from the internet and pretend it never happened
May 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
When it’s all over can we just purge him completely from the internet and pretend it never happened
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Fortunately Led Zeppelin modified the original title of the song, 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘒𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯, prior to the album’s release.
April 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Fortunately Led Zeppelin modified the original title of the song, 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘒𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯, prior to the album’s release.
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Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
April 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
Doomscrolling is back baby
March 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Doomscrolling is back baby
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
February 28, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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From 2003. The more things change.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
February 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
From 2003. The more things change.
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The P in Password is short for Paininthe
a monkey with goggles and headphones says i have spoken
Alt: an alien with goggles and headphones says i have spoken
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The P in Password is short for Paininthe
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This rain is relentless, it’s been pouring for weeks!
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 AM
This rain is relentless, it’s been pouring for weeks!
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FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
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Carnival Cruise Ships In The Caribbean To Install Anti Ballistic Missiles 'just in case'
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Carnival Cruise Ships In The Caribbean To Install Anti Ballistic Missiles 'just in case'
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Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.
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Please do me a favor… if you’re a fan of my father’s & hate people using AI to imitate an artist after his death, please 👎🏻 & report this asshole to Google. youtube.com/@georgecarli... It’s whack a mole for us. This is a nightmare.
September 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Please do me a favor… if you’re a fan of my father’s & hate people using AI to imitate an artist after his death, please 👎🏻 & report this asshole to Google. youtube.com/@georgecarli... It’s whack a mole for us. This is a nightmare.
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Follicles was the Greek God of hair growth.
September 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Follicles was the Greek God of hair growth.