Ryan Allan
@enterstatsman.bsky.social
Old derby ref, wannabe retrogame historian, 5.5/10 mini painter.
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Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
October 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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August 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Posting this for a specific audience here.
June 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Posting this for a specific audience here.
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This is the World Cup content I'm here for.
June 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
This is the World Cup content I'm here for.
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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
April 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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It's even funnier if you read the full bug report
"A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."
"A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."
[0011472] Dwarf gains no good thoughts from attending meeting, constantly tries to attend meeting.
February 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
It's even funnier if you read the full bug report
"A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."
"A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."
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Ask and you shall receive
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Ask and you shall receive
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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
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uninvited, screenshot, nes (1991) www.avclub.com/the-10-spook...
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
uninvited, screenshot, nes (1991) www.avclub.com/the-10-spook...
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Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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What the actual fuck
September 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
What the actual fuck
Hey ma, the downstairs neighbours are hitting the bath salts extra hard today.
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hey ma, the downstairs neighbours are hitting the bath salts extra hard today.