Evan
evanpl.us
Evan
@evanpl.us
Software developer in Eugene, OR
for me it's whenever the p(doom) thermometer exits the scene, it blinks out for a few frames, reappears, and shrinks- but the label and thermometer both shrink to the same point rather than shrinking together so they overlap. As with the teeth this would be super easy to fix with another prompt.
September 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
being in trouble is a fake idea
September 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The blue and green Tropical Skittles drink mix packets are yummy, orange is OK, and pink is meh. For some reason each box is 1/2 pink. Seems like a bad ratio to me!
September 16, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I get these bizarro spam/scam emails daily asking if they can buy the company I worked at 5 years ago.
September 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Yeah pretty much.
September 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
thinking about getting a tattoo of the EURion constellation on my face so nobody can copy me
September 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Don’t even think about going after the riches- the tomb is buried under thousands of tons of concrete.

> I don’t care how many tons. If there’s riches, I’ll find them!
August 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
August 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I knew it- They're training pusher robots to protect the Terrible Secret of Space
August 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Elon Musk rn
August 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Anyway it’s this
July 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
July 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
hahahahahaha
July 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
June 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Here’s a thing I’m working on. It will have a cover & no visible wires when I’m done. Hopefully a better diffuser as well.
June 18, 2026 at 4:13 AM
June 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I am super curious to know how they covertly deployed whatever this is so precisely! Someone must have stood in the center of each circle and spread or sprayed something around themselves. Using google maps I estimate the numerals are each 100'x140'- that's massive!
June 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
How does someone look at this and think "this is good"?
June 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This is amazing but I can’t find anything about dosage- do you take one a day or what’s the deal? I don’t want to get burned
June 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
These are exactly the types of notifications I want to receive.
June 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
going to check on my slush fund
May 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Quite an evocative description of the K-Pop Demon Hunters McDonalds meal @doughboys.bsky.social @mcdonalds
May 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
wait until Alex Jones finds out about Tim's earlier forays into politics
April 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
just saw a breathless linkedin post about the amazing technology that Netflix uses to make sure you can't pirate their content or even take screenshots!!!!

huh!
April 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
These ads are disrespectful to Rocky
March 20, 2026 at 3:46 AM