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EviLincoln
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The prettiest flowers are off the path.
What happens when the tech shifts and all these data centers are sitting empty in 5-10 years?
August 19, 2026 at 1:09 PM
If you receive a package you suspect contains snakes or other creatures, you should always open it outside.
August 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
On nights with a near full moon, the night sight mode on my camera makes Rene Magritte knockoffs.
August 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I was classy and didn't make a joke about my paintings being well hung.
August 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Check out my hand is turning evil!
July 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Had some good times on TFD like, damn, well over a decade ago now.

As much as I'd like to slap $5 down and see how quick I'd catch a ban, anybody up for mobbing the main page? I'm cheap.
So with regards to what I said about how Fark won't survive this year without more TF subscribers, I wrote up a longer explanation about what we're all up against. Not just Fark, all of digital media.
Fark NotNewsletter: Not Ready to go on the cart
Fark NotNewsletter: Not Ready to go on the cart
www.fark.com
July 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by EviLincoln
‼️ ICE goons kidnapped a U.S. citizen in Passaic, NJ ‼️

Prior to this video being taken, he was confronting ICE for trying to kidnap his neighbors.

Video from 8:25am on 7/23/26
July 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM
A 24-hour head shop called All Night Bong.
July 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If you're still eating iceberg lettuce when there are so many good tasting options, you deserve it.
July 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by EviLincoln
once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff
July 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by EviLincoln
YESTERDAY - ST. CHARLES, CHICAGO

While handcuffed and not resisting, ICE agents smashed a man’s face into a stone wall, then assaulted a U.S. citizen multiple times, once they realized they were being filmed by him and other people, who were also threatened by Trump’s thugs.

#ICEOUT
July 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The cause of, and solution, all of life's problems.
July 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Everyone wants to kick out the jams, but where will the jams go once you've kicked them out?
July 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Just spoke with Mitch McConnell and he's fine, totally fine.

He did say that you should send me 50 bucks.
July 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
At least we lost and got to look like crooked villains while losing. Consistent.
July 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Blue means it's raspberry flavored!
July 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The mosquitoes hunger.
July 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I'm not watching any soccer games but I'm up voting posts of countries I'm rooting for.

It's all the fandom I can muster.
July 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Ever have a physical object that is vital, yet a never ending series of issues?

I call it the lawn mower.
July 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Happy 4th, I guess.
July 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
That god-damned Lee Greenwood playing is the best part.
new metaphor just dropped
July 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
It was free random magazine week at the farmer's market this weekend.

Picked up a copy of something called American Scholar which is likely some right-wing clap trap and a French travel magazine from 2018.

Ransom notes don't write themselves.
June 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I don't know who's been shooting off heavy fireworks that I can physically feel outside for the last hour, but I'm impressed with your commitment to June 27th.
June 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by EviLincoln
Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why?

They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
Federal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICE
She believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis.
www.syracuse.com
June 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM