Andrew Evans
@fakeandrewevans.bsky.social
We made it. It’s all going to be fine.
30 seconds after Mitchell scored
May 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
30 seconds after Mitchell scored
Stealth contender
April 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Stealth contender
When a person shows up in HBO’s Neighbors with a title like “First Amendment Auditor” or “Sacred Architect”
March 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
When a person shows up in HBO’s Neighbors with a title like “First Amendment Auditor” or “Sacred Architect”
He’s taken off his shoes…and one of his socks
February 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
He’s taken off his shoes…and one of his socks
My 25 favourite albums of 2023, because all my Bluesky heads are asking
December 22, 2023 at 9:22 PM
My 25 favourite albums of 2023, because all my Bluesky heads are asking
tfw you successfully install your own dishwasher and it only takes 3 days and triggers 2 meltdowns
October 2, 2023 at 6:32 PM
tfw you successfully install your own dishwasher and it only takes 3 days and triggers 2 meltdowns
Ran into Leslie Feist at a bar. Exchanged a couple pleasantries and asked for a pic. Was a nice photo!
Her friend/publicist (?) snatched my phone, deleted it, took another one.
This was it
Her friend/publicist (?) snatched my phone, deleted it, took another one.
This was it
September 24, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Ran into Leslie Feist at a bar. Exchanged a couple pleasantries and asked for a pic. Was a nice photo!
Her friend/publicist (?) snatched my phone, deleted it, took another one.
This was it
Her friend/publicist (?) snatched my phone, deleted it, took another one.
This was it