Kevin Faulk's Right Jab
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I was Damn Strong Football Team (@dmnstrngfball) at the other place. Fan of LSU and chaos. Are they the same thing? Who's to say?
Pinned
I just want everyone to know that ever since the advent of the BCS I have said that we should just go back to the old bowl system with conference tie-ins and polls at the end of the year. Hell, do the last poll BEFORE the bowls for all I care.
"More moves than a military family."
October 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
"More moves than a military family."
October 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Do you even lift, bro?
October 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Do you even lift, bro?
Iowa City Doink!
October 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Iowa City Doink!
That Jeremiah Smith catch and run! GOTDAMN!
October 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
That Jeremiah Smith catch and run! GOTDAMN!
This is my all time favorite gif because it is the most quintessential college football gif.
October 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This is my all time favorite gif because it is the most quintessential college football gif.
[Complimentary]
my small son, tearfully asking, “daddy, daddy, what the fuck was any of that?” and all i can do is tell him it was the big 12, it’s just the big 12 and it can’t hurt us
October 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Having unc-nd and ucf-uh on the quad box at the same time is disorienting.
October 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Having unc-nd and ucf-uh on the quad box at the same time is disorienting.
Clanga need to just sim the game to 3rd and long and just play those downs.
October 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Clanga need to just sim the game to 3rd and long and just play those downs.
I'm trying to figure out how to describe deBoer's face. Like he doesn't know where he is or what's going on. Just teleported in.
October 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I'm trying to figure out how to describe deBoer's face. Like he doesn't know where he is or what's going on. Just teleported in.
He INTENDED to throw the ball forward!!!!!!!!
October 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
He INTENDED to throw the ball forward!!!!!!!!
Y'all. We might get a low in the upper 60's one day next week!
October 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Y'all. We might get a low in the upper 60's one day next week!
Wait, CBS has Brian Kelly on main?
September 26, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Wait, CBS has Brian Kelly on main?
That Tennessee 2-minute drill was a war crime.
September 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
That Tennessee 2-minute drill was a war crime.
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ok, here's my One Arch Take:
The Mannings clearly thought giving Arch 4 years at the same school with the same staff, not worrying about the rat race of playing time/the portal/NIL, would give him stability to develop, but for whatever reason he's still raw/toolsy 4 years in rather than polished
The Mannings clearly thought giving Arch 4 years at the same school with the same staff, not worrying about the rat race of playing time/the portal/NIL, would give him stability to develop, but for whatever reason he's still raw/toolsy 4 years in rather than polished
September 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
ok, here's my One Arch Take:
The Mannings clearly thought giving Arch 4 years at the same school with the same staff, not worrying about the rat race of playing time/the portal/NIL, would give him stability to develop, but for whatever reason he's still raw/toolsy 4 years in rather than polished
The Mannings clearly thought giving Arch 4 years at the same school with the same staff, not worrying about the rat race of playing time/the portal/NIL, would give him stability to develop, but for whatever reason he's still raw/toolsy 4 years in rather than polished
Sounds like they didn't deconflict the audio in Knoxville.
September 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Sounds like they didn't deconflict the audio in Knoxville.
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PEYTON: Not a throw you want to make with that kinda safety look. Alright Eli, why don’t you introduce our next guess.
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
September 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
PEYTON: Not a throw you want to make with that kinda safety look. Alright Eli, why don’t you introduce our next guess.
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
Cam skattebo this drive:
September 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Cam skattebo this drive:
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MINNESOTA AND MISSISSIPPI STATE MADE HISTORY THIS WEEKEND
THE FIRST GAME WE TRACKED WITH THE LONGEST SCORING AND LONGEST NON SCORING DRIVES IN THE SAME GAME!!
CONGRATS TO BOTH TEAMS!!
THE FIRST GAME WE TRACKED WITH THE LONGEST SCORING AND LONGEST NON SCORING DRIVES IN THE SAME GAME!!
CONGRATS TO BOTH TEAMS!!
September 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
MINNESOTA AND MISSISSIPPI STATE MADE HISTORY THIS WEEKEND
THE FIRST GAME WE TRACKED WITH THE LONGEST SCORING AND LONGEST NON SCORING DRIVES IN THE SAME GAME!!
CONGRATS TO BOTH TEAMS!!
THE FIRST GAME WE TRACKED WITH THE LONGEST SCORING AND LONGEST NON SCORING DRIVES IN THE SAME GAME!!
CONGRATS TO BOTH TEAMS!!
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this may as well be unaltered
September 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
this may as well be unaltered
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LSU has 212 yards and 10 points. Lmao tryhard suckers. Louisiana Tech only needed -5 yards to compile 7 points
September 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
LSU has 212 yards and 10 points. Lmao tryhard suckers. Louisiana Tech only needed -5 yards to compile 7 points
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🎶Muschamp, muschamp candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'🎶
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'🎶
WET MUSCHAMP
September 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
🎶Muschamp, muschamp candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'🎶
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'🎶
This is some "looking ahead to Ole Miss" bullshit.
September 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This is some "looking ahead to Ole Miss" bullshit.
That was amazing!
September 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
That was amazing!