Functionally Feral
@feralferrell.bsky.social
I put the fun in functional, or something. [remaining profile description redacted]
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ME: do you have any specials
PHARMACIST: what
PHARMACIST: what
July 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
ME: do you have any specials
PHARMACIST: what
PHARMACIST: what
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We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.
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Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
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Wanda Sykes, Jean Smart, Mark Ruffalo and Natasha Lyonne were among the celebrities at the Golden Globes who wore black-and-white pins in a tribute to Renee Nicole Good, who was shot and killed by an ICE agent last week in Minneapolis. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/a...
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Wanda Sykes, Jean Smart, Mark Ruffalo and Natasha Lyonne were among the celebrities at the Golden Globes who wore black-and-white pins in a tribute to Renee Nicole Good, who was shot and killed by an ICE agent last week in Minneapolis. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/a...
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Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
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Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.
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im like a goldfish bc, uhhh, i forgot where i was going with this
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
im like a goldfish bc, uhhh, i forgot where i was going with this
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I have said it before and now I say it again, I pray that in the end humanity wins.
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I have said it before and now I say it again, I pray that in the end humanity wins.
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My favouritest numbers, ranked:
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
September 4, 2023 at 2:26 PM
My favouritest numbers, ranked:
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
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Listen to “Piano Man” enough and you really start to get disturbed about a dude making love to his tonic and gin right there in the bar.
June 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Listen to “Piano Man” enough and you really start to get disturbed about a dude making love to his tonic and gin right there in the bar.
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You know what’s more American than installing 88 foot flag poles at the White House? Following the Constitution.
June 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You know what’s more American than installing 88 foot flag poles at the White House? Following the Constitution.
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If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
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That front facing camera got hands after age 45
June 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That front facing camera got hands after age 45
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I fought the moonlight and the moonlight won.
June 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I fought the moonlight and the moonlight won.
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eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
March 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
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gentle reminder that i am a robot that displays human like characteristics please don’t forget and also can someone help me out with a captcha real quick
December 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
gentle reminder that i am a robot that displays human like characteristics please don’t forget and also can someone help me out with a captcha real quick
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Is it jerk off or jack off ?
Need to get this love letter just right
Need to get this love letter just right
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Is it jerk off or jack off ?
Need to get this love letter just right
Need to get this love letter just right
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Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
December 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
someday I’ll tell my friends grandkids about the great twitter to bluesky migration of 2024, and they’ll all band together to put me in a home or on an iceberg out to sea or something
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
someday I’ll tell my friends grandkids about the great twitter to bluesky migration of 2024, and they’ll all band together to put me in a home or on an iceberg out to sea or something