Shout-out to the homies and lovers and family and cats and dogs that we would wait at the bus with, and wave through the window at.

Hell yea, dude. 🏄

#Minneapolis

Raise the orange, fat, decrepit one to the top of the 88 foot flagpole on the White House lawn so the whole world can see.

🖕

Every last fucking one of them. Leave them sit and rot for all to see what they were on the inside the whole time.

Hang them all in the town square.

Why are you cheering like you did something?

Shut the entire fuck up, Amy.

Amy, you are so insufferable. You didn't do a fucking THING. Posted about a hockey game and what else??

Nothing.

That's what.

🖕

May you all your wet dreams come true, and find your alcoholic boyfriend and get married in the beer aisle 💒

OPEN UP YOUR LIFE TO NOT HAVING TO BE DRINKING ALL THE TIME.

Its so much better

That's a two for kinda