Allison
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Allison
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He is risen.
September 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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GEFILTE PHISHING
Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Every person I've ever met who ever touched the orbit of Dolly Parton even briefly (including my brother, who did some minor work with her a few years back) told the same glowing story; that she was kind and smart and good. Rest in peace.
August 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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This will probably interest some of my followers. Sounds like a good opportunity for the right candidate.

ottawasenators.bamboohr.com/careers/197
Senior Fullstack Developer – Ottawa Senators
DISCLAIMER Employment DetailsThis opportunity is posted on both the Fullscript and Ottawa Senators career sites as part of the organizations’ ongoing partnership.Although you’ll be employed by Fullscr...
ottawasenators.bamboohr.com
August 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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This is your god? This mewling Alvin wanna-be? This store-brand Gus-Gus? You pee at the altar of this musk-hasn’t-come-in-yet ferret in a flipped-bill short cap, asking Santa Claus for Pixar’s CARS trading cards because he wants a mint-condition Mater, completely missing the irony?
August 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This! One day of unpleasantness is nothing compared to what they are screening to identify. Don't avoid these, friends!
Well, I am of colonoscopy age now and I got my first-ever one yesterday. The prep wasn't fun but not as awful as I'd imagined. My appt was at 6am on Monday, I was home just after 7am. There's no recovery except catching up on the sleep you missed. So, if you need a nudge to get yours, this is it!
August 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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How do you know if the fruits and vegetables you buy at the grocery store come from farms where workers were harmed?

Read this thread by our reporter @maxblau.bsky.social 🧵
I’ve reported at length about abuses of foreign farmworkers who come to the U.S. on H-2A visas: stolen wages, guns pointed in their faces. One woman I met was kidnapped, raped and nearly killed.

I wanted to know: How do I tell if the produce I buy is part of the problem? 👇
July 23, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Only one team who can credibly claim to be unbeatable by this Spanish outfit: Cabo Verde.
July 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Men fall back on the “due process” argument because they know fewer than one percent of rape charges result in conviction. They seek to protect rape.
July 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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fifa has to respect local laws and customs, and in america all it takes is a five-day waiting period to get a balogun
July 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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The exposition of the divine is made manifest in our treatment of one another
June 24, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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Dallas! I’ll be at the @dallasmuseumart on Sunday, July 12th, giving a talk, Q&A, leading a gallery workshop, and signing books.

Would love to see you there, especially with the @fwc26dallas in town!

Link below - dm me if you have any questions
June 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Statue of Liberty, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi & Gustave Eiffel, dedicated 1886, 📸’s by @natlyphoto, PannaPhoto
May 15, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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so I have two thoughts here: shut the fuck up Hart

and

honestly I think people can do better than turning a phrase like "no means no" that is supposed to signal the importance of affirmative consent into a fucking fuckass hockey taunt
Speaking for the first time since the start of the Stanley Cup Final, Golden Knights goaltender Carter Hart called the “no means no” chants directed at him by Carolina Hurricanes fans "just noise."

More: nyti.ms/4fGd5Mx
June 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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"Wherever people are discriminated against because of their national, ethnic, religious or linguistic origin, or because of their economic or social status, the universal principle of the equal dignity of all human beings is seriously violated."

-Pope Leo XIV
June 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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i was going to say "no matter how cursed the team is, you have to be a bum to request a trade from as the captain" but then i realized larkin's just reheating quinn hughes's nachos
June 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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I am legitimately so upset for everyone who utilized DART/TRE to get to games. Even if you had to drive to get to a station for the first part of the trek, you at least got dropped off at the AAC's door. Now? Sit in traffic and be thankful for the opportunity to pay for it. Antiquated ghoul shit.
June 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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this is about the (formerly) dallas stars but i can't prove it
June 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Stop their reactions are so wholesome 🥹
A playoff surprise for the fellas from @ellalangleymsic herself ✨
April 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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a criminal conviction isn’t required to say someone does not have the moral character to run for office and i don’t understand why this needs to be said over and over and over again.
I am a woman and I say still innocent until proven guilty by a jury of his peers in a court of law. Not trial by innuendo.
April 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Real leadership in any organization comes down to this: do you help put away chairs?
April 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. — Matthew 5:9
I had to check but yes this is real
April 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
April 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
This is a must read.
I went deep on "One Riot, One Ranger," by learning about the Texas Rangers' segregationist statue, probing the the city government and commissioner's office who made it possible, and speaking to the Rev. Floyd Moody, the civil rights activist who never made it to class.

issa new [eyeblack]
Reviving the racist history of the Texas Rangers was a team effort
[eyeblack] tracks the last survivor of a groundbreaking integration battle and the baseball franchise who recovered a monument honoring his chief antagonist.
www.readeyeblack.com
March 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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It's sad that the piece had to be prefaced with a reminder that pillow-soft dipshits who get mad when they're made to think are free and capable of simply not reading.

Also a great reminder of why independent blogs are important. Access jockies in suits don't get to tell the truth.
March 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM