Tyler Riti
@fizzboy.bsky.social
Father, coffee & espresso geek, anime nerd, fish keeper, troublemaker, humanist, relentlessly cynical, and unapologetically liberal. Watching the world burn one social network at a time.
If you like moist
You'll love summer in Taipei.
You'll love summer in Taipei.
July 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
If you like moist
You'll love summer in Taipei.
You'll love summer in Taipei.
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My cartoon in the January 22, 2026 issue of The New Yorker
June 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
My cartoon in the January 22, 2026 issue of The New Yorker
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Can't wait to see this interaction happen in the Master of the Universe film
May 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Can't wait to see this interaction happen in the Master of the Universe film
Me: (to the 11yo) "Why is your backpack so heavy? What do you have in here, rocks?"
It was rocks.
It was rocks.
April 25, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Me: (to the 11yo) "Why is your backpack so heavy? What do you have in here, rocks?"
It was rocks.
It was rocks.
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February 26, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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You've heard that something is going on with colon cancer. I'm working on a thing...let me know what you think!! Is it helpful? What would you do different?
hankgreen.com/crc
hankgreen.com/crc
Something is Going on with Colorectal Cancer
An interactive data journalism piece exploring the rise of young-onset colorectal cancer, with population simulations, risk factors, and prevention information.
hankgreen.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
You've heard that something is going on with colon cancer. I'm working on a thing...let me know what you think!! Is it helpful? What would you do different?
hankgreen.com/crc
hankgreen.com/crc
Me: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
8 year old: "A necromancer."
8 year old: "A necromancer."
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Me: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
8 year old: "A necromancer."
8 year old: "A necromancer."
I am amused at the irony of my kids complaining that their Tamagotchi is making noise and won't let them sleep at night.
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I am amused at the irony of my kids complaining that their Tamagotchi is making noise and won't let them sleep at night.
I think our dog is addicted to coffee.
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I think our dog is addicted to coffee.
The human body is 60% water but children are 75% ketchup.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The human body is 60% water but children are 75% ketchup.
7 yo: "Daddy... what _do_ you want?"
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
July 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
7 yo: "Daddy... what _do_ you want?"
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
Pipes are essentially straws but for drugs.
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pipes are essentially straws but for drugs.
And nine, nine discs were gifted to the brothers Kratts, who above all else desire creature power.
July 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
And nine, nine discs were gifted to the brothers Kratts, who above all else desire creature power.
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
June 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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me: ugh, why are my eyes always irritated and why do i keep coughing in this room?
the despicable mold spore:
the despicable mold spore:
June 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
me: ugh, why are my eyes always irritated and why do i keep coughing in this room?
the despicable mold spore:
the despicable mold spore:
The platypus is the spork of animals.
June 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The platypus is the spork of animals.
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universal drinking game
May 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
universal drinking game
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Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
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What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
May 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
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Steel has no respect for flesh
May 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Steel has no respect for flesh
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This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
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What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol
April 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.