Tyler Riti
@fizzboy.bsky.social
Father, coffee & espresso geek, anime nerd, fish keeper, troublemaker, humanist, relentlessly cynical, and unapologetically liberal. Watching the world burn one social network at a time.
One time, my kid left a half eaten croissant and said he was done. So I finished eating it (parent diet).
This upset him and he spent the entire day telling everyone, from random people at the supermarket or the cashier that, "Daddy ate my bread."
This upset him and he spent the entire day telling everyone, from random people at the supermarket or the cashier that, "Daddy ate my bread."
June 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
One time, my kid left a half eaten croissant and said he was done. So I finished eating it (parent diet).
This upset him and he spent the entire day telling everyone, from random people at the supermarket or the cashier that, "Daddy ate my bread."
This upset him and he spent the entire day telling everyone, from random people at the supermarket or the cashier that, "Daddy ate my bread."
The "death of third places" is a very real and sad thing.
June 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The "death of third places" is a very real and sad thing.
Ugh. That sucks. I hope it works out for you.
May 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Ugh. That sucks. I hope it works out for you.
I know that feeling. As soon as I get the kids out the door to school I go right back to sleep. 💤
May 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I know that feeling. As soon as I get the kids out the door to school I go right back to sleep. 💤
The game's default (catchy) soundtrack was also on the PlayStation disk as regular audio tracks, if I recall.
April 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The game's default (catchy) soundtrack was also on the PlayStation disk as regular audio tracks, if I recall.
I average one shower every day.
By taking 7 showers on Saturday.
By taking 7 showers on Saturday.
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I average one shower every day.
By taking 7 showers on Saturday.
By taking 7 showers on Saturday.
True parenting fact: Any song with "baby" in the lyrics is appropriate for baby.
January 21, 2026 at 3:15 AM
True parenting fact: Any song with "baby" in the lyrics is appropriate for baby.
Remember... "house rocks" are just a thing you accept as totally normal when you become a parent.
January 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Remember... "house rocks" are just a thing you accept as totally normal when you become a parent.