Fat Man in a Skirt
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Fat Man in a Skirt
@fmias.bsky.social
· Jan 30
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
Sometimes you just gotta say "Fuck it," and walk away.
Waiter: sir, that dessert is intended for two.
Me: does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch to you?
Me: does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch to you?
September 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Waiter: sir, that dessert is intended for two.
Me: does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch to you?
Me: does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch to you?
Wrong. Fucking. 80 year old.
August 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Wrong. Fucking. 80 year old.
Everyone who follows me, Sleeping Dogs is on sale on steam. Go buy it.
August 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Everyone who follows me, Sleeping Dogs is on sale on steam. Go buy it.
@warren.senate.gov and @markey.senate.gov these bills WILL result in the deaths of children and widespread identity theft. These outcomes are known, and consulting with any actual experts in the subject matter will confirm this. Please drop them.
Markey’s AI Bills Could Force Online Age Verification Digital ID
Markey's AI Bills Could Force Online Age Verification Digital ID
The slogan is taking power back from Big Tech. The fine print asks for your ID before you are allowed to say a word.
reclaimthenet.org
July 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
@warren.senate.gov and @markey.senate.gov these bills WILL result in the deaths of children and widespread identity theft. These outcomes are known, and consulting with any actual experts in the subject matter will confirm this. Please drop them.
Ana Popovic is so fucking good.
June 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Ana Popovic is so fucking good.
Sorry your local minor league teams! All sports, nationwide.
May 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Sorry your local minor league teams! All sports, nationwide.
@minakimes.bsky.social if the bears move to Hammond, what city/state do the Colts move to next? Because. Afaik, the Indiana market can't support two in-state market teams.
February 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social if the bears move to Hammond, what city/state do the Colts move to next? Because. Afaik, the Indiana market can't support two in-state market teams.
@greenbaypackers.bsky.social football and Brandy old fashioned sweets. #wisconsin
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
@greenbaypackers.bsky.social football and Brandy old fashioned sweets. #wisconsin
Eight spineless cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Eight spineless cowards.
It's back-to-school and the start of the NFL season, so here's an old collection of applicable memes.
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September 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It's back-to-school and the start of the NFL season, so here's an old collection of applicable memes.
Fun fact, the two fields they did most of the filming for "A League of Their Own" still operate as semi-pro fields. One even still has a bunch of the dressing. It happens to be the third oldest professional park in the country. And it's owned by the local school corp. #baseball #history #indiana
August 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Ocho is amazing.
August 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Ocho is amazing.
At a blues festival and this mother fucking singer just broke into "I Can't Stand the Rain" as it starts to sprinkle. A+, no notes.
June 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
At a blues festival and this mother fucking singer just broke into "I Can't Stand the Rain" as it starts to sprinkle. A+, no notes.
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In considerably lighter news, can anyone imagine just how mad the NFL leadership would be at a Packers-Steelers Superbowl? The two smallest markets.
June 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
In considerably lighter news, can anyone imagine just how mad the NFL leadership would be at a Packers-Steelers Superbowl? The two smallest markets.
"This isn't even the Dodgers making the playoffs. Calm your tits, Kegseth." - LAPD
The LAPD Chief has weighed in on Marines being deployed.
Basically: Why is this necessary?
Basically: Why is this necessary?
June 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"This isn't even the Dodgers making the playoffs. Calm your tits, Kegseth." - LAPD
I would say Hedy Lamarr, but Friedan isn't a bad choice., It IS notable that there both women.
Honestly if you needed to name one twentieth century figure who did the most to change American life you wouldn’t go too wrong with Betty Friedan.
Partly as a result of backlash, partly as a response to real failures of movement leaders, terms like “second wave” and “liberal feminism” have become synecdoches for feminism’s various inadequacies and betrayals. But we all live in the world that the second wave liberal feminists made.
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I would say Hedy Lamarr, but Friedan isn't a bad choice., It IS notable that there both women.
@michaelburns.bsky.social on @coolzonemedia.bsky.social It could happen here is the crossover I didn't know I needed. We need him on behind the bastards!
April 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@michaelburns.bsky.social on @coolzonemedia.bsky.social It could happen here is the crossover I didn't know I needed. We need him on behind the bastards!
@edzitron.com mentioned NVidia's consumer side shitnanigans in the last Better Offline podcast. Looks like this has happened now, too. Unannounced defeature is crippling old games. www.theverge.com/news/615768/...
Hope you weren’t planning to play PhysX games on Nvidia’s new 50-series GPUs
Nvidia’s done with PhysX, it seems.
www.theverge.com
February 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@edzitron.com mentioned NVidia's consumer side shitnanigans in the last Better Offline podcast. Looks like this has happened now, too. Unannounced defeature is crippling old games. www.theverge.com/news/615768/...
SNL just called Drake a pdf file. RIP.
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
SNL just called Drake a pdf file. RIP.
Straight bangers. Recorded in a chicken shack.
Link Wray - La De Da (1971)
YouTube video by Plonk Lane
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February 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Straight bangers. Recorded in a chicken shack.
I feel somewhat guilty for not having my own posts and mostly just replies on this app. So. Giant robots are fuckin' rad.
February 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I feel somewhat guilty for not having my own posts and mostly just replies on this app. So. Giant robots are fuckin' rad.
Sometimes you just gotta say "Fuck it," and walk away.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sometimes you just gotta say "Fuck it," and walk away.