David
@funchucks.bsky.social
Saving my first skeet for something special
Now that she’s married, everyone is gonna know she’s not a virgin anymore.
July 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Now that she’s married, everyone is gonna know she’s not a virgin anymore.
“‘My daddy died for that flag!’ Really? I bought mine.”
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
July 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“‘My daddy died for that flag!’ Really? I bought mine.”
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
Reached for comment, Vanilla Ice said,
“Yo let’s get out of here. Word to ya mother.”
“Yo let’s get out of here. Word to ya mother.”
June 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Reached for comment, Vanilla Ice said,
“Yo let’s get out of here. Word to ya mother.”
“Yo let’s get out of here. Word to ya mother.”
Raising this proudly to the first picture
June 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Raising this proudly to the first picture
So this is what it feels like to have my quote stolen without proper credit.
June 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
So this is what it feels like to have my quote stolen without proper credit.