David
@funchucks.bsky.social
Saving my first skeet for something special
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I'm not the only one that sees it, right?
July 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I'm not the only one that sees it, right?
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mother
tell your children not to walk my way
tell your children not to walk my way
July 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
mother
tell your children not to walk my way
tell your children not to walk my way
That’s one way to desecrate the flag
July 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
That’s one way to desecrate the flag
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if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
February 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
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"I'm still on my first chance!"
June 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"I'm still on my first chance!"
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FUN MOVIE FACT: your eyes did not deceive you if thought a key location from MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003) looked familiar! It's appeared in many classic Hollywood films for decades. True fans of cinema recognize it immediately as: "The Ocean."
June 28, 2026 at 12:25 AM
FUN MOVIE FACT: your eyes did not deceive you if thought a key location from MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003) looked familiar! It's appeared in many classic Hollywood films for decades. True fans of cinema recognize it immediately as: "The Ocean."
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There was a clip earlier this year of a reporter asking him whether he was going to bring back the tradition of NYC mayors jumping into the pool to open the summer season and before he even answered you could see his eyes light up like “yes i will 1000 percent be doing that”
New York City residents are celebrating the reopening of public pools — including Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who jumped into the water while wearing a suit at an East Harlem pool on Saturday.
Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.
Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.
June 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
There was a clip earlier this year of a reporter asking him whether he was going to bring back the tradition of NYC mayors jumping into the pool to open the summer season and before he even answered you could see his eyes light up like “yes i will 1000 percent be doing that”
I like to hustle ahead of my wife while saying “let me get that for you” and then trigger the doors with my foot… cause I’m a gentleman and chivalry isn’t dead.
pretending I am using the force to open the automatic doors at the grocery store is the only joy I have left
June 26, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I like to hustle ahead of my wife while saying “let me get that for you” and then trigger the doors with my foot… cause I’m a gentleman and chivalry isn’t dead.
In Legally Blonde when the witness claims “Chuck is just a friend” and man from the audience curses him and storms out… that audience man wasn’t scripted. It was just a comedian that happened to be there and did it and the director liked it and put it in the movie. (Thank you DVD commentary)
What's your "He actually broke his toe here" thing? The factoid you can't help but share whenever it comes up.
For me, it's how the punk on the bus in Star Trek IV actually wrote and recorded the song that he's playing because he was annoyed the original song they had didn't sound punk at all.
For me, it's how the punk on the bus in Star Trek IV actually wrote and recorded the song that he's playing because he was annoyed the original song they had didn't sound punk at all.
June 25, 2026 at 3:59 AM
In Legally Blonde when the witness claims “Chuck is just a friend” and man from the audience curses him and storms out… that audience man wasn’t scripted. It was just a comedian that happened to be there and did it and the director liked it and put it in the movie. (Thank you DVD commentary)
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Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
June 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
One the one hand they gave us The Wiggles and Bluey to help guide our children.
On the other hand, Rupert Murdoch is guiding our elderly.
On the other hand, Rupert Murdoch is guiding our elderly.
trying to remember some things that suck about Australia
—spiders
—Andrew Bogut
—different name for Burger King
—too good at swimming
—everybody good-looking (makes me feel bad)
—spiders
—Andrew Bogut
—different name for Burger King
—too good at swimming
—everybody good-looking (makes me feel bad)
June 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
One the one hand they gave us The Wiggles and Bluey to help guide our children.
On the other hand, Rupert Murdoch is guiding our elderly.
On the other hand, Rupert Murdoch is guiding our elderly.
“Guy at work caught on Reddit, convinces boss he’s actually working“
After Backrooms' Success, Hollywood Reportedly Digging Through Reddit For Its Next Hit:
Backrooms Success Leads To Hollywood Digging Through Reddit For Ideas
We might be getting fewer superhero flicks and more YouTube adaptations in the future
kotaku.com
June 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Guy at work caught on Reddit, convinces boss he’s actually working“
Congrats to Knicks fans. To the state of New York, y’all be safe out there. The Purge is now in effect and all crime will be legal for the next 12 hours.
June 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Congrats to Knicks fans. To the state of New York, y’all be safe out there. The Purge is now in effect and all crime will be legal for the next 12 hours.
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naming my fists Mr Rogers and Ms Rachel
June 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
naming my fists Mr Rogers and Ms Rachel
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I hope y'all are finding some joy this weekend. Some laughter sprinkled in too. Be kind to yourselves and whatnot. I love you.
June 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I hope y'all are finding some joy this weekend. Some laughter sprinkled in too. Be kind to yourselves and whatnot. I love you.
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absolutely no way this is true
(a gas station where gas is under $3 right now)
(a gas station where gas is under $3 right now)
May 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
absolutely no way this is true
(a gas station where gas is under $3 right now)
(a gas station where gas is under $3 right now)
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I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not
May 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not
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jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
May 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
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O vídeo já é bom mas nada te prepara pro final
May 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
O vídeo já é bom mas nada te prepara pro final
Dear Cavs, you’re down 10+ points in the fourth. If you wanna win, bench Harden and put in Josh Smith and Corey Brewer. Just trust me on this.
May 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Dear Cavs, you’re down 10+ points in the fourth. If you wanna win, bench Harden and put in Josh Smith and Corey Brewer. Just trust me on this.
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But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...
May 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...
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i’m me again. come see me in person this summer. mcchris.com/pages/shows
May 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i’m me again. come see me in person this summer. mcchris.com/pages/shows
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Me: "Hey Matthew, great take. We're gonna go again, just dial it back like, 33% this time."
Matthew McConaughey: "Alright, alright."
Matthew McConaughey: "Alright, alright."
April 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Me: "Hey Matthew, great take. We're gonna go again, just dial it back like, 33% this time."
Matthew McConaughey: "Alright, alright."
Matthew McConaughey: "Alright, alright."