Nora Lynch
@funnynora.bsky.social
Aspiring dissident. Lover of animals, even human ones. Typing on a device that’s smarter than I am. I write and tell jokes, mostly standing up. No DMs if we haven’t met. Thanks.
September 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Ossoff: "On day one, Donald Trump rescinded the AI safety order meant to guard against catastrophic risks, including the engineering of bioweapons. Meanwhile, Don Jr's 1789 Capital bought big money stakes in data centers and AI labs ... President Trump is compromised"
September 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Everyone still using X is using a website that produces and distributes CSAM. It is disgusting and immoral and nobody has any excuse for not being fully aware at this point.
Over six months, we tracked the appearance of child sexual abuse material on X. We found images from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children's database, which is considered one of the most highly vetted and which many tech companies block on upload. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/t...
Elon Musk Has Pledged to Rid His Platform, X, of Child Sexual Abuse, but It Persists
Reviews by the Canadian Center for Child Protection and The New York Times found that explicit images of children remain on the social media site owned by Elon Musk.
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Everyone still using X is using a website that produces and distributes CSAM. It is disgusting and immoral and nobody has any excuse for not being fully aware at this point.
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It tracks perfectly when you realize that any fascist organization has no value other than domination, and nothing demonstrates domination better than impunity.
So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.
LMAO this guy is being featured at Trumpapalooza because Trump pardoned him
September 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
It tracks perfectly when you realize that any fascist organization has no value other than domination, and nothing demonstrates domination better than impunity.
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Having a fall festival at school is so important because it bridges the gap between families, teachers, and administrators. It also gives all students who may not participate in traditional sports or after-school clubs a shared, joyful experience. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
September 5, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Having a fall festival at school is so important because it bridges the gap between families, teachers, and administrators. It also gives all students who may not participate in traditional sports or after-school clubs a shared, joyful experience. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Just got this text from “Flip the Senate.”
It has Jon Ossoff, who isn’t flipping a seat, and has $45M in the bank.
It does NOT have Angie Nixon, who is flipping a seat and needs all the funds she can get as she polls 47-47. Smh the disrespect.
DONATE TO ANGIE:
secure.actblue.com/donate/frien...
It has Jon Ossoff, who isn’t flipping a seat, and has $45M in the bank.
It does NOT have Angie Nixon, who is flipping a seat and needs all the funds she can get as she polls 47-47. Smh the disrespect.
DONATE TO ANGIE:
secure.actblue.com/donate/frien...
September 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Just got this text from “Flip the Senate.”
It has Jon Ossoff, who isn’t flipping a seat, and has $45M in the bank.
It does NOT have Angie Nixon, who is flipping a seat and needs all the funds she can get as she polls 47-47. Smh the disrespect.
DONATE TO ANGIE:
secure.actblue.com/donate/frien...
It has Jon Ossoff, who isn’t flipping a seat, and has $45M in the bank.
It does NOT have Angie Nixon, who is flipping a seat and needs all the funds she can get as she polls 47-47. Smh the disrespect.
DONATE TO ANGIE:
secure.actblue.com/donate/frien...
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If you're looking for a sign. Eat the cake. Also, eat the rich so we continue to have cake to eat.
September 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
If you're looking for a sign. Eat the cake. Also, eat the rich so we continue to have cake to eat.
Nails it.
The Supreme Court is not being obtuse. They're being evil.
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Supreme Court Is Helping Trump Rig the Midterms
Trump’s order limiting mail-in voting is patently unconstitutional—but that didn’t stop the court from giving it the green light.
www.thenation.com
August 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Nails it.
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GREAT NEWS GEORGIA
Two MAGA/GOP MAYORS
in deep-red Georgia just endorsed Jon OSSOFF
They stated Ossoff's constituent work & the Federal money he has steered to their region outweigh party loyalty
Mayor Matheson and Mayor Julie Smith
Support JON OSSOFF EVERYONE
GO TO
electjon.com
Two MAGA/GOP MAYORS
in deep-red Georgia just endorsed Jon OSSOFF
They stated Ossoff's constituent work & the Federal money he has steered to their region outweigh party loyalty
Mayor Matheson and Mayor Julie Smith
Support JON OSSOFF EVERYONE
GO TO
electjon.com
August 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
GREAT NEWS GEORGIA
Two MAGA/GOP MAYORS
in deep-red Georgia just endorsed Jon OSSOFF
They stated Ossoff's constituent work & the Federal money he has steered to their region outweigh party loyalty
Mayor Matheson and Mayor Julie Smith
Support JON OSSOFF EVERYONE
GO TO
electjon.com
Two MAGA/GOP MAYORS
in deep-red Georgia just endorsed Jon OSSOFF
They stated Ossoff's constituent work & the Federal money he has steered to their region outweigh party loyalty
Mayor Matheson and Mayor Julie Smith
Support JON OSSOFF EVERYONE
GO TO
electjon.com
Susan "concerned" Collins is doing her usual dance of only objecting once she's sure 🤡 will get his way.
Don't let her get away with her BS. Call out her helping 🤡
-in his war against women
-w $ for his ICE militia
& so much more.
Collins needs to own all of it. She's nothing but a 🤡 enabler.
Don't let her get away with her BS. Call out her helping 🤡
-in his war against women
-w $ for his ICE militia
& so much more.
Collins needs to own all of it. She's nothing but a 🤡 enabler.
Dear Senator Collins: We are not as stupid as you think we are.
August 8, 2026
open.substack.com
August 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public.
July 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public.
There are plenty of real issues where we need our government to take action right now.
Like ending the war in Iran.
Or bringing down the cost of housing and groceries.
Or fixing our health care system.
But instead, Trump is relitigating the 2020 election.
Again.
Like ending the war in Iran.
Or bringing down the cost of housing and groceries.
Or fixing our health care system.
But instead, Trump is relitigating the 2020 election.
Again.
July 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Every mention of white supremacists is harmful, don't quote post the fash, they are beneath your notice—no, not even to dunk
Do you remember Milo Y., you know why you don't, people stopped repeating even one word he said and he disappeared 🎉
Do you remember Milo Y., you know why you don't, people stopped repeating even one word he said and he disappeared 🎉
July 21, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Every mention of white supremacists is harmful, don't quote post the fash, they are beneath your notice—no, not even to dunk
Do you remember Milo Y., you know why you don't, people stopped repeating even one word he said and he disappeared 🎉
Do you remember Milo Y., you know why you don't, people stopped repeating even one word he said and he disappeared 🎉
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The cyclospora outbreak isn't only a public health issue. It's economic. Farms, produce suppliers, restaurants, grocery stores, are all going to take a hit (and likely already are) as fruits and vegetables go to waste and are left to rot because the trust is gone. If only we still had regulations...
July 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The cyclospora outbreak isn't only a public health issue. It's economic. Farms, produce suppliers, restaurants, grocery stores, are all going to take a hit (and likely already are) as fruits and vegetables go to waste and are left to rot because the trust is gone. If only we still had regulations...
Acting AG Todd Blanche says securing safety for everyone is his job.
But obviously that safety doesn't extend to immigrants driving to work.
But obviously that safety doesn't extend to immigrants driving to work.
July 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Donald Trump is a national security crisis.
#25thAmendment
#25thAmendment
July 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Donald Trump is a national security crisis.
#25thAmendment
#25thAmendment
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The Democrats are dumping Graham Platner.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
July 7, 2026 at 10:52 AM
The Democrats are dumping Graham Platner.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
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Dems have dumped Swalwell and platner
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
July 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Dems have dumped Swalwell and platner
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
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Unlike condoms, which could be justified as disease prevention, birth control pills openly separated sex from reproduction, making them a target of religious, political, and moral opposition for decades.
And women & our rights are under attack again.
We have to wake up & FIGHT
#Pinks
And women & our rights are under attack again.
We have to wake up & FIGHT
#Pinks
July 5, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Unlike condoms, which could be justified as disease prevention, birth control pills openly separated sex from reproduction, making them a target of religious, political, and moral opposition for decades.
And women & our rights are under attack again.
We have to wake up & FIGHT
#Pinks
And women & our rights are under attack again.
We have to wake up & FIGHT
#Pinks
Unlike condoms, which could be justified as disease prevention, birth control pills openly separated sex from reproduction, making them a target of religious, political, and moral opposition for decades.
And women & our rights are under attack again.
We have to wake up & FIGHT
#Pinks
And women & our rights are under attack again.
We have to wake up & FIGHT
#Pinks
July 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Hoping for a wonderful Sunday.
July 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Hoping for a wonderful Sunday.
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Wow who’d have thunk it, vaccines work 🤔
Great news to celebrate.
Great news to celebrate.
July 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Wow who’d have thunk it, vaccines work 🤔
Great news to celebrate.
Great news to celebrate.
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Anyone not running on reforming the Supreme Court cant be the leader of anything moving forward. It's an unhinged gang of extremists unrestrained by anything or anyone.
June 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Anyone not running on reforming the Supreme Court cant be the leader of anything moving forward. It's an unhinged gang of extremists unrestrained by anything or anyone.
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John Roberts' Constitution forbids any attempt to proactively ameliorate racial discrimination and racial inequality, but permits open racial discrimination as long as there is a facially neutral explanation available, even if it isn't remotely plausible. This, my friends, is "Colorblindness."
June 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
John Roberts' Constitution forbids any attempt to proactively ameliorate racial discrimination and racial inequality, but permits open racial discrimination as long as there is a facially neutral explanation available, even if it isn't remotely plausible. This, my friends, is "Colorblindness."
Pack the MF. I want 94 justices. You heard me.
Expanding the Supreme Court is the moderate position.
June 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Pack the MF. I want 94 justices. You heard me.