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That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth.
The author of The Supreme Pancake:
https://thesupremepancake.wordpress.com/
and
The Podcast Against Giygas!
https://giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418
The author of The Supreme Pancake:
https://thesupremepancake.wordpress.com/
and
The Podcast Against Giygas!
https://giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418
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@gare.bsky.social
· Jun 30
Season two of The Podcast Against Giygas is coming August 2026! Prologue episode is up now.
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
I hate it when translators of ancient books use like disgustingly modern words. If I’m reading Homer or whatever and some says “dropped a bombshell” or “they’re fixing bayonets” I cringe and throw the book right in the trash
September 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I hate it when translators of ancient books use like disgustingly modern words. If I’m reading Homer or whatever and some says “dropped a bombshell” or “they’re fixing bayonets” I cringe and throw the book right in the trash
What the… is that…? Yes, it’s the sixth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
Magicant, and What Ninten Saw There - The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story
Ninten pulled through in the bridge and emerged victorious from the… ugh, sing off. With Teddy now an official member of their motley crew, the complete Chosen Four finally make way to the stran...
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September 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
What the… is that…? Yes, it’s the sixth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
Do you ever just go your life thinking one word means something until you find out it isn’t? In the episode coming up I thought a “dorsal fin” was the tail fin, but it’s the fin on a fish’s back. Nothing that happens to that fish character would make any sense if it was done on the actual dorsal fin
September 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Do you ever just go your life thinking one word means something until you find out it isn’t? In the episode coming up I thought a “dorsal fin” was the tail fin, but it’s the fin on a fish’s back. Nothing that happens to that fish character would make any sense if it was done on the actual dorsal fin
There’s not much worse than seeing an ad on instagram for something i might actually want
September 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
There’s not much worse than seeing an ad on instagram for something i might actually want
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
I love it whenever Ocarina of Time enters the discourse and people keeping using the acronym for it and sound like a bunch of hooting cavemen in a Far Side strip
September 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I love it whenever Ocarina of Time enters the discourse and people keeping using the acronym for it and sound like a bunch of hooting cavemen in a Far Side strip
Could it be? Yes, the TRUE fifth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas is up at long last!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
All That I Needed Was You - The Podcast Against Giygas: An Earthbound Story
Ninten, Ana, and Lloyd head to Merrysville next, home of the world-famous Duncan Inc. flagship factory… which has recently shut down. Now the town is a shell of its former glory, run-down and overrun ...
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September 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Could it be? Yes, the TRUE fifth episode of The Podcast Against Giygas is up at long last!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
I am utterly flabbergasted that I clicked on a song by a band called “PISS” and… I actually didn’t hate it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Dc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Dc...
PISS - Time Loop at Hot Slit (Live at OMWF)
YouTube video by Once More With Feeling
www.youtube.com
September 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I am utterly flabbergasted that I clicked on a song by a band called “PISS” and… I actually didn’t hate it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Dc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Dc...
lol the new 38-minute album by Sleep is listed as an “EP”
September 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
lol the new 38-minute album by Sleep is listed as an “EP”
Other than that copy of Mein Kampf I saw on his bookshelf, he was a really sweet guy and I had a fun time on the date
Gen-AI controversy aside, after 30 minutes with Crazy Taxi: World Tour, it feels like classic arcade Sega - and it's an absolute blast
www.eurogamer.net/crazy-taxi-w...
www.eurogamer.net/crazy-taxi-w...
September 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Other than that copy of Mein Kampf I saw on his bookshelf, he was a really sweet guy and I had a fun time on the date
I hope when I die I'm famous enough that Oxford University Press publishes a collection of my backloggd reviews.
backloggd.com/u/Gare/revie...
backloggd.com/u/Gare/revie...
Gare's review of Star Fox | Backloggd
Whenever I play this I always forget how bad, just remarkably awful, your wingmen are at their jobs. For a crack team of plucky space pilots banding together to save the known universe from the iron g...
backloggd.com
September 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I hope when I die I'm famous enough that Oxford University Press publishes a collection of my backloggd reviews.
backloggd.com/u/Gare/revie...
backloggd.com/u/Gare/revie...
Am I completely crazy or should I start learning how to speak and/or read Latin and classical Greek
August 31, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Am I completely crazy or should I start learning how to speak and/or read Latin and classical Greek
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dolly parton did a cover of whitney houston’s i love you song that is a bit quicker paced but more listenable imho. it sounds better without all the drawn out bullshit
August 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
dolly parton did a cover of whitney houston’s i love you song that is a bit quicker paced but more listenable imho. it sounds better without all the drawn out bullshit
Look what I learned how to do
August 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Look what I learned how to do
He’s right, you should do that
need something to play over the weekend?
try my games - short, affordable impact for Sega Genesis fans
Cycle Chaser H-5 (horizontal-shmup; 5.99)
SomnaBuster (story-driven platformer; 14.99)
Disaster Arms (boss rush; 9.99)
LURRUNA (GhostsnGoblins-like; 9.99)
store.steampowered.com/curator/4624...
try my games - short, affordable impact for Sega Genesis fans
Cycle Chaser H-5 (horizontal-shmup; 5.99)
SomnaBuster (story-driven platformer; 14.99)
Disaster Arms (boss rush; 9.99)
LURRUNA (GhostsnGoblins-like; 9.99)
store.steampowered.com/curator/4624...
August 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
He’s right, you should do that
Today I learned I should not preemptively upload YouTube videos of episodes while I'm still in the processing of editing the audio for content
August 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Today I learned I should not preemptively upload YouTube videos of episodes while I'm still in the processing of editing the audio for content
I guess there isn't any cancel culture after all, if I really have to sit in this diner and listen to a fuckin Morgan Wallen song
August 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I guess there isn't any cancel culture after all, if I really have to sit in this diner and listen to a fuckin Morgan Wallen song
The EXACT same people who tell you to "get good" at Souls and Hollow Knight will turn around and complain that Retroarch is too needlessly complicated and difficult to use
August 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The EXACT same people who tell you to "get good" at Souls and Hollow Knight will turn around and complain that Retroarch is too needlessly complicated and difficult to use
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Wow, GTA IV for game of the year and MGS4 for narrative. I’m positively shocked
August 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Wow, GTA IV for game of the year and MGS4 for narrative. I’m positively shocked
