He’s a handsome lad indeed

is this the cat who lies down on your gaming chair

He’s on one with Spider Man vs the Kingpin

I am reading a translation of Nikolai Gogol however, and when someone says the price has “rocketed,“ I don’t care for it but I can allow it because a quick Wikipedia search revealed that rockets were in use back in the Napoleonic Wars

I think to fuck with people I would say Metroid II and to be genuine I would say DUH SUPER METROID. All in caps like that, too

An impossible dream kingdom awaits the Chosen Four. Talking animals! Ravenous piranhas! Forgotten men! Way too much ice cream!

“Slipknot, please, stop fighting here in India!”

I’ll always go shopping with you and tell you you’re pretty without even being prompted to do so

Warcraft 3 has a good story but it’s all setup for their mmo. I like the Diablo games but I gave up at 3 once it was clear they‘ll never wrap anything up and keep spamming hordes of demons on these poor villagers game after game. You can bow out of any blizzard game any time, it doesn’t matter

“The secretary in ghostbusters finally getting a genuine call” energy

”Oh oh, you DID?! That’s… that’s great!”

it’s not like I didn’t warn you!

lol (Boktai)

Aw don’t tell me they 100-houred my boy Kirb

I got burned on like a 5k word or so piece for Eternal Darkness and now I never post anything without writing it on the notes app first

I’m okay with odyssey being the last big Mario game to be tbh