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Phallocentric high-agency male
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The future only happens one way.
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They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic.

What an absolute embarrassment.
October 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What I imagine it's like to be a woman
"I Have No Dick, but I Must Cum" a riveting post-apocalyptic sci-fi horror concept by me. Ok, back to work.
October 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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This thing was doing Michael Jordan numbers
October 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I didn't sleep for three days and wasn't allows to watch MTV/VH1 for a good long while after
October 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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The City of Minneapolis appears to have replaced nearly all the stop signs in my neighborhood with brand new signs in the last two weeks.
October 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm having the Mandela effect. I've spelled and read the word missiles as missles my entire life. That's the proper spelling. If missiles is a word, which it's not, it's an alternative spelling. Why is all technogy inserting an extra i?
October 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Mayor Her states that she brought eggrolls to the SPPD following this incident, in recognition of their hard work.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
October 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
September 30, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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awoke this morning with a Vision
September 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)"

You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol

PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
September 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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i strongly suspect the reason that they are hiding this is not because cops are moonlighting for ICE contractors off duty but because many of them are working for ICE contractors *while clocked in*
LAPD cops working for ICE contractors off duty — while the department fights to keep its moonlighting records hidden.

That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
September 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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@twincitiesdsa.org will be discussing the 2028 Presidential election at our October 3rd General Meeting: twincitiesdsa.org/october-2026...

I put together some thoughts on Palestine organizing, what it will take to end the genocide, and why DSA should endorse AOC. drive.google.com/file/d/1xQWW...
October 2026 General Meeting
Date: Saturday, October 3rd, 2026 Check-in Time: 11:30 am Meeting Time: 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm Location: Minneapolis Central Library – Pohlad Hall S-280, 300 Nicollet Mall, Minneapolis, MN 55401 …
twincitiesdsa.org
September 20, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
September 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Advocacy for rights to people living with IBS has been set back another generation
From @theathletic.com: Hyrox athlete Joanna Wietrzyk, who continued competing in a high-endurance fitness race despite soiling herself, has apologized for her actions and “decided to retroactively withdraw from the race and forfeit the points.”
Hyrox athlete apologises and forfeits win after continuing race despite soiling herself
Following several days of backlash and intense scrutiny, the Australian athlete has taken to social media to apologise.
nyti.ms
September 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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I know that the school board meeting last night offered a lot of information and people have concerns about what that means for our school district. I want to hear your concerns and your vision for schools and offer some ways we can move together—even amidst hard news.
September 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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A rushed and reckless plan to close 17 schools is the last thing our district needs right now. Our children are our everything, and they deserve a district that takes its time, engages with families, and builds a plan actually rooted in the needs of our community: not this.
September 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Cross breeze time
September 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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[monster truck voice] another restroom DESTROYED
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The next Minneapolis City Council and Mayor election is in 2029. It’s time to start organizing. We can expand our majority and elect a progressive Mayor. They no longer can use democratic socialism as a fear tactic.
RESULT: David Morales, a socialist challenger, has ousted the mayor of Providence David Smiley.

Add Providence to NYC, DC, and Ann Arbor as socialist wins in mayoral elections.
September 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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there's an alternate reality where Blur let the us army use Song 2 in recruitment ads, and we stayed militarily dominant for many more decades
August 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Neighbors, now is the time to organize and make your voices heard! A 60-Day Comment Period on Data Center Regulations is now open. We need to hear from you!
August 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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I don't have any tattoos but, at the end of this, I think I'm putting 28 U.S.C. § 2242 on my body
another one

(a week ago, ICE re-detained my very first habeas client from back in February. not on my watch. now they have to release him by tomorrow afternoon.)
August 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Big news this week in Lake wobegon
August 25, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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August 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM