GeneralPatoon
@generalpatoon.bsky.social
MSU ‘17. President of the Gerald Holmes Fan Club.
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Lions w--
Lions didn't lose
Lions didn't lose
September 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Lions w--
Lions didn't lose
Lions didn't lose
Great drive. More of that
September 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Great drive. More of that
Matt Millen needs to retire. He’s been a bad color guy the whole time he’s been in that job. But holy shit has he been so lazy and said basically nothing this entire game
September 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Matt Millen needs to retire. He’s been a bad color guy the whole time he’s been in that job. But holy shit has he been so lazy and said basically nothing this entire game
Pretty disgusted with the front 7
September 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Pretty disgusted with the front 7
Gotta clean up the D
September 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Gotta clean up the D
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JD Vance after he tweets out some swears
September 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
JD Vance after he tweets out some swears
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Everyone in these pictures thought they won
September 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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Michigan storming the field against Western Michigan is worse than losing lol
September 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Michigan storming the field against Western Michigan is worse than losing lol
Storming the field after beating Western Michigan is the weakest shit I’ve ever seen from a fan base
September 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Storming the field after beating Western Michigan is the weakest shit I’ve ever seen from a fan base
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Once a cheater, always a cheater.
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
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ohhhhhh FUCK THAT
September 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
ohhhhhh FUCK THAT
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Probably the stupidest thing that's ever happened
September 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Probably the stupidest thing that's ever happened
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sincerely, fuck that
September 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
sincerely, fuck that
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I love college football there’s no other sport like it
September 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I love college football there’s no other sport like it
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You knew Bryce Underwood didn’t have the juice when he chose #19
September 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
You knew Bryce Underwood didn’t have the juice when he chose #19
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More like Bryce Blunderwood am I right
September 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
More like Bryce Blunderwood am I right
Is this really happening?
September 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Is this really happening?
You knew Bryce Underwood didn’t have the juice when he chose #19
September 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
You knew Bryce Underwood didn’t have the juice when he chose #19
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this michigan offense is rich in vitamin butt
September 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
this michigan offense is rich in vitamin butt
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Matt Campbell and Pat Kraft are up to some pretty nasty business here. I don't think whatever Paterno ally money this unlocks is worth what it will do to their souls
Section 409 on the new west side of Beaver Stadium is highlighted in blue. the rest are in white. Joe Paterno won 409 games at Penn State.
September 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Matt Campbell and Pat Kraft are up to some pretty nasty business here. I don't think whatever Paterno ally money this unlocks is worth what it will do to their souls
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A.) Fuck Krysten Sinema and B.) don't have affairs but also C.) it is insane that texting someone you're having an affair with while they're in North Carolina gives the state jurisdiction to subject you to their homewrecker law!?
A judge has ruled that former U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema can be sued under North Carolina's homewrecker law.
Judge clears a lawsuit against Kyrsten Sinema under North Carolina's 'homewrecker' law
A judge has ruled that former U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema can be sued under North Carolina's homewrecker law.
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September 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
A.) Fuck Krysten Sinema and B.) don't have affairs but also C.) it is insane that texting someone you're having an affair with while they're in North Carolina gives the state jurisdiction to subject you to their homewrecker law!?
Not sure if I feel any differently than I did before the game. Happy to be 1-0. Go Green
September 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Not sure if I feel any differently than I did before the game. Happy to be 1-0. Go Green