Chris
@gizzardgulpe.bsky.social
Therapist and otherwise relatively boring dude
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Chris
@gizzardgulpe.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Seemed appropriate to share for some reason. 🤷 Please pass around.
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
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transphobia is fundamentally an ideology in support of taking agency away from children lol
2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
transphobia is fundamentally an ideology in support of taking agency away from children lol
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Ya know, I had my doubts about this Melania documentary but I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong. This is fascinating.
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Ya know, I had my doubts about this Melania documentary but I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong. This is fascinating.
Tech support just tried telling me my Internet was spotty because there was another router in the house and that they would cancel each other out.
Am I losing my mind? Is it 1999 again?
Am I losing my mind? Is it 1999 again?
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Tech support just tried telling me my Internet was spotty because there was another router in the house and that they would cancel each other out.
Am I losing my mind? Is it 1999 again?
Am I losing my mind? Is it 1999 again?
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the fact that the whole Republican party is so excited to be seen with Nicki Minaj now seems weird until you realize they're all just desperate weirdos who want people to think they're cool
Nicki Minaj warmly embraces Speaker Mike Johnson and he says “I almost wore this coat today, I’m so glad I didn’t.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the fact that the whole Republican party is so excited to be seen with Nicki Minaj now seems weird until you realize they're all just desperate weirdos who want people to think they're cool
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Utah lawmakers asked for a review of studies on gender-affirming care's effects on trans youth after passing a "moratorium." Records show they planned on publicly discussing the report — until it concluded the care is largely found to have positive outcomes.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
Utah lawmakers sweep their own study on care for trans kids under the rug as they push to ban it
As Utah's lawmakers move to ban gender-affirming care for transgender kids, they've avoided discussing a report they commissioned on the issue that says care helps kids.
www.sltrib.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Utah lawmakers asked for a review of studies on gender-affirming care's effects on trans youth after passing a "moratorium." Records show they planned on publicly discussing the report — until it concluded the care is largely found to have positive outcomes.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
Now, they're pushing a permanent ban.
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We have an unprecedented moment of solidarity between leftists, liberal, centrists, and even non-MAGA Republicans on opposing DHS and after like 3 days Dems completely folded their hand and are prepared to give ICE $10 billion more if they pinky promise to behave themselves
Chuck Schumer just announced demands on DHS to avoid shutdown:
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
We have an unprecedented moment of solidarity between leftists, liberal, centrists, and even non-MAGA Republicans on opposing DHS and after like 3 days Dems completely folded their hand and are prepared to give ICE $10 billion more if they pinky promise to behave themselves
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In theater. So they think they’re at war.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 2:06 PM
In theater. So they think they’re at war.
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🚨 KS LEGISLATURE INTRODUCED A TRANS BATHROOM BAN 🚨
Rep. Humphries REMOVED the original bill text and added the amended bathroom ban, known as "gut and go". So this bill SKIPPED committee process, w/ NO opportunity for the public to opposing this bill.
➡️ loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
#Kansas
Rep. Humphries REMOVED the original bill text and added the amended bathroom ban, known as "gut and go". So this bill SKIPPED committee process, w/ NO opportunity for the public to opposing this bill.
➡️ loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
#Kansas
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 AM
🚨 KS LEGISLATURE INTRODUCED A TRANS BATHROOM BAN 🚨
Rep. Humphries REMOVED the original bill text and added the amended bathroom ban, known as "gut and go". So this bill SKIPPED committee process, w/ NO opportunity for the public to opposing this bill.
➡️ loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
#Kansas
Rep. Humphries REMOVED the original bill text and added the amended bathroom ban, known as "gut and go". So this bill SKIPPED committee process, w/ NO opportunity for the public to opposing this bill.
➡️ loudlightaction.org/trans-rights
#Kansas
I feel like this has gotten looked over (for good reason) but is indicative of how the current administration plans to handle ICE crimes against civilians.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
FBI supervisor resigns after trying to investigate agent who shot Renee Good
News of Tracee Mergen’s decision came before agents fatally shot Alex Pretti, another US citizen in Minneapolis
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I feel like this has gotten looked over (for good reason) but is indicative of how the current administration plans to handle ICE crimes against civilians.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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The largest Trump superPAC donor so far this cycle is the president of OpenAI
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The largest Trump superPAC donor so far this cycle is the president of OpenAI
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“You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.”
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.”
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
“You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.”
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.”
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By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
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If you're trying to figure out how to talk to your kids about ICE and what every family should know about their rights, I've put together some resources that might help. www.altrightdelete.news/p/how-to-tal...
How to talk to our kids about ICE and prepare our families
A list of resources for parents
www.altrightdelete.news
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If you're trying to figure out how to talk to your kids about ICE and what every family should know about their rights, I've put together some resources that might help. www.altrightdelete.news/p/how-to-tal...
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OP is not joking which is sad because this is a really fucking funny joke.
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
OP is not joking which is sad because this is a really fucking funny joke.
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Hey! At the time I shared it there was some demand for it, so I made a print of this piece, available for a limited time (mid january for now)!
Get it this holiday season! 🎁
Link below! 👇
Get it this holiday season! 🎁
Link below! 👇
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Hey! At the time I shared it there was some demand for it, so I made a print of this piece, available for a limited time (mid january for now)!
Get it this holiday season! 🎁
Link below! 👇
Get it this holiday season! 🎁
Link below! 👇
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
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a whole new world to explore
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
a whole new world to explore
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
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Tons of leftover chili, you know what that means
Jack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"
YouTube video by Tom McGovern
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tons of leftover chili, you know what that means
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Our button design contest is still going!! There’s still 10 days left to get your designs in!
This year’s theme is: Survive and Thrive
Artists please read details below.
Submissions must be submitted by November 30th, 2025 to [email protected]
#wichitapride2026
This year’s theme is: Survive and Thrive
Artists please read details below.
Submissions must be submitted by November 30th, 2025 to [email protected]
#wichitapride2026
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Our button design contest is still going!! There’s still 10 days left to get your designs in!
This year’s theme is: Survive and Thrive
Artists please read details below.
Submissions must be submitted by November 30th, 2025 to [email protected]
#wichitapride2026
This year’s theme is: Survive and Thrive
Artists please read details below.
Submissions must be submitted by November 30th, 2025 to [email protected]
#wichitapride2026