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Gretchen Schweitzer
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I live for biotech, food and family, not usually in that order #biosky
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jenniferschell16.bsky.social
Every single one of these deserves a mike drop 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
September 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
glpschw.bsky.social
Sometimes you have to walk the bike and it is really worth it. #lifeinthebikelane
Wooden walkway lined by rope and pines leading to a glowing Mediterranean Sea.
July 18, 2026 at 11:23 AM
glpschw.bsky.social
Different lands, different lanes, always grateful for shade #lifeinthebikelane
Wide sandy lane between Mediterranean pines providing pockets of shade
July 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Summer. #lifeinthebikelane
July 4, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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davekellett.bsky.social
TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Phoenix
TITLE: Anatomy of Monster: Anatomy of a Phoenix DESCRIPTION: A bird made of fire stretches his flame-wings out as he rises (or falls) into a pile of ash. Her eyes are wide and her beak open, a crown of flames above her head. JOKES: - Takes “New year, new you” way too literally. - Wrote a self-help book called “HAVE YOU TRIED BURSTING INTO FLAMES?” - It’s not good for your mental health when every problem CAN be fixed by starting a fire and walking away. - If rage quitting had plummage. - Just like the CITY OF PHOENIX, they both get so hot that you just want to dissolve into ash and die. - Gang, Phoenix menopause is no joke. - Legally “Dies” any time they turn to ash, so credit card bills mean NOTHING to them. - The only creature whose retirement plan is becoming a toddler. - Every breakup is extraordinarily dramatic. It’s like ten days of Fire, Ash, Rebirth…Fire, Ash, Rebirth. - Comes in “Original” and “Extra, Extra, EXTRA crispy.” —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
June 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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moonjam.com
THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS!!
May 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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mcsweeneys.net
"Alice Chambers, who, after three vaginal births, can no longer hiccup without wetting her pants, and who will be honored for her sacrifice with eggs Benedict and a necklace made from rigatoni."
Unsung Heroes of Motherhood
“Alice Chambers, who, after three vaginal births, can no longer hiccup without wetting her pants, and who will be honored for her sacrifice with eggs Benedic...
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May 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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davekellett.bsky.social
TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Gargoyle
TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Gargoyle DESCRIPTION: A stone monster is crouched on a stone plinth. He has wings and humanoid arms and legs. A pig nose, his mouth is open showing 4 teeth. He has heavy eyebrows, one being cocked over a round eye. He has small ears on top of his head. Warm light lights him from below, while some moss grows on his face and arms. JOKES: - Gang, he’s had to sit there and listen to soooo many Batman monologues. - Sadly, he would’ve been the perfect guy to date medusa. - He’s a QUIET TALKER, which is rough when you’re 100’ up. - Great with pickles jars. - 400 years in, he regrets his posture choice. - Mom won’t stop comparing him to his cousins at Notre Dame. - You think YOU’VE got hardened arteries?? - Exfoliates with a belt sander. - “Gargoyles” implies the existence of “Garguys”. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
May 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
glpschw.bsky.social
Another one of nature’s first greens are ramps #lifeinthebikelane
Photo of a patch of ramps at the side of a bike path as seen over the handlebar
April 30, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Nature’s first green is gold #RFrost #spring #lifeinthebikelane
First green leaves and buds along a bike path
April 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
glpschw.bsky.social
The days of riding home in the light have begun #lifeinthebikelane
A bike trail in the gloaming with light still to be seen behind the tree tops
March 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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katherineschof8.bsky.social
Philosophy #FAQ Ontology: what the fuck? Causality: why the fuck? Epistemology: how the why the fuck? Phenomenology: the fuck.
February 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Timeline cleansing
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
glpschw.bsky.social
I was saving this, my first video post for a special day, and it is, so I have, and I hope I did it right. This hand-made waterwheel should for sure have earned a A+\1 Sound up! #lifeinthebikelane
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
glpschw.bsky.social
Despite the chill, November light can still be glowing and golden #lifeinthebikelane
Bike lane lined with the last golden leave under clear blue skies, forgive a bit of finger in the lower right corner
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
glpschw.bsky.social
Isar Highway, Isar Playground and Isar Parkplatz #lifeinthebikelane
Large paved bike path at the side of a Rocky river bed River bed with rocky area and pools Four large river rafts lined up
August 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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moonjam.com
A horse struggles to exist

#art #animation #indieanimationday #horse
August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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sethanikeem.bsky.social
If you suddenly find yourself here thanks to @manmademoon.bsky.social ‘s reskeet:

I am helming a fundraiser for a small cause close to my heart

I work with a local #Ohio cat rescue @alley-aristocats.bsky.social & I’m trying to get at least $2500 to help them out

Link:
itch.io/b/3118/cozy-...
Promotional graphic for the Cozy Cat Charity Bundle. An orange cat looks directly at the viewer. The title of the bundle is written in a whimsical paw, print styled font. The caption reads, “get games -help cats” beneath a provided URL: itch.io/b/3118/cozy-cat-jam
August 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
glpschw.bsky.social
The rain is over, summer is back but the river is still very swollen #lifeinthebikelane
Isar river. photographed from a raised bridge, much wider than usual due to two solid weeks of rain
August 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
glpschw.bsky.social
Not a bike path, but lovely none the less! #lifeinthekayaklane, my heart belongs to #georgianbay, #Canadarocks
July 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Not a bad look for Munich #lifeinthebikelane
Broad swath if green between a bike path and the Isar river
July 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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High summer chiaroscuro #lifeinthebikelane
June 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
glpschw.bsky.social
We have reached peak elderberry flower power and the air is so sweet, especially after the rain. #lifeinthebikelane
Massive elderberry bush in bloom Lush greenery on the side of the bike lane
June 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Morning commute. #lifeinthebikelane
View on a water channel and a lone swan on it’s way
May 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM