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28. She/They.
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Chabadniks are Jewface minstrels soft-pedaling the worst kind of anti-Arab, anti-queer, anti-woman, pro-Trump bigotry

And while they do it, they defy basic tenets of Jewish theology

But because they look the part and talk to people, they get away with being a beloved institution

Fuck that
December 31, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Chabad are fascists, yes, but worse than that, they’re heretics (if you think the Messiah lived, died, and will rise again in your time, you’re not a Jew anymore, sorry) and should not be welcome in any serious Jewish practice

I might delete this, but it’s what I believe
a cybertruck mitzvah tank: because using tzedakah to buy a shitbox from a massive antisemite so you can try and fail to look cool while _serving god_ is definitely the way to go.
December 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
October 1, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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She finally topped her.
September 21, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
September 26, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Astro City on Humble Bundle, plus other Buisek-penned books. All 17 volumes of Astro City, which is some berserk value. If you have never had the pleasure, now's your chance.
Humble Comic Bundle: Kurt Busiek's Astro City: The 30th Anniversary by Image Comics
Explore the works of multi‑Eisner and Harvey Award winner Kurt Busiek with the Astero City Bundle by Image Comics!
www.humblebundle.com
September 24, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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"Cyclops' eyebeams come from the Punch Dimension" is silly, but "Wally West's pants are made of Goes Fast" is even sillier
September 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
September 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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ME, EVERY TIME WE ORDER THE 18-PACK OF KETTLEMAN'S SESAME BAGELS FROM COSTCO: these are such a deal! I can freeze two bags of them right away and then I can enjoy fresh Montreal bagels every morning for three weeks!

ME, INEVITABLY, WITHIN 72 HOURS: [mouth full of bagel] ohff nof i diff iff affainf
September 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Also, Riddler and Arcade might be annoying assholes but if they produced a podcast it would undoubtedly be clever and entertaining, because they appreciate showmanship. if you want a boring alpha male Rogan type podcast: once again, Trapster.
September 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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September 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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happy Batman Day! today is the day that we celebrate batmen, valets, butlers, and gentlemen servants of all typ - sorry I am being handed a note
September 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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this is a fucking bellwether. i cannot emphasize enough just how how deeply entwined the crafting and fiber arts communities were with hp fandom, and if over 50% of the reddit crafting forum has voted it out? it's fucking over, that shit is officially running on fumes now.
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
www.reddit.com
September 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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September 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
September 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Gameboy Pallet Samus
July 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
September 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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military general: we must keep our powder dry

me (was hoping i’d be offered some matcha): ah yeah no for sure. kinda late anyway

general (thinks i'm saying it's too dark to fight): agreed

me (confirming): we'll drink matcha tomorrow

general (thinks i'm doing a "dine in hell" thing): that we will
September 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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We finally getting a look at that Tifa hog.
August 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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To be fair it is entirely in character for Spider-Man to need a gofundme for legal fees
August 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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imagining a four-hour cut of the Odyssey that is exactly the same except for 67 additional minutes of Robert Pattinson cowering behind a pillar and yelling the names of different weapons
July 24, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Some Dutch asshole quote-skeeted me on this to say I was objectively wrong because "Comics have pictures and therefore are more direct, while prose requires imagination from the reader"

To that I say: FUCK. YOU.

LEARN ABOUT THE GUTTERS

LEARN ABOUT SEMIOTICS

READ @scottmccloud.bsky.social, DAMMIT
I don't know who needs to hear this, but... comics, as a medium, is not "easier to read" than prose, and acting like children who prefer comics to prose books are dumbasses is a manifestation of the worst kind of Puritan-work-ethic authoritarianism
July 23, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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the whole world was laughing at us. but they aren't laughing anymore. that's right they're extremely upset. many are very angry. others are simply dead. but they aren't laughing anymore. that's winning and you're welcome
July 23, 2026 at 11:42 AM