Jonny Bananas
@gojonnybananas.bsky.social
Crewe Alex. Lib Dem. Proud Northerner in Mid Beds. Geek. Irregular. Works best on his own. Officially an author. I will burn... The Heart... Out of you.
Someone used the term “Connies” to refer to the Conservative Party.
October 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Someone used the term “Connies” to refer to the Conservative Party.
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Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
October 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
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In Café Terrace at Night (September 1888), new gaslight meets the stars on ochre stone.
Van Gogh painted the night not as darkness, but as something blooming with color.
Van Gogh painted the night not as darkness, but as something blooming with color.
October 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
In Café Terrace at Night (September 1888), new gaslight meets the stars on ochre stone.
Van Gogh painted the night not as darkness, but as something blooming with color.
Van Gogh painted the night not as darkness, but as something blooming with color.
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October 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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Ross Kemp: Most Dangerous Hats
October 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Ross Kemp: Most Dangerous Hats
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I've gone on Traitors by mistake #celebritytraitors
October 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I've gone on Traitors by mistake #celebritytraitors
Richard E Grant revealing his role like a student at RADA who’s just got the part of Macbeth in the year one production and is very smug about it
October 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Richard E Grant revealing his role like a student at RADA who’s just got the part of Macbeth in the year one production and is very smug about it
Ok, it’s good. If E Grant survives one vote I’ll be amazed
October 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Ok, it’s good. If E Grant survives one vote I’ll be amazed
Ok, I’m watching this traitors thing and I understand now why it’s so popular
October 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Ok, I’m watching this traitors thing and I understand now why it’s so popular
How many arrests at the Reform UK conference for physical assault?
Dozens of arrests at Liverpool outside the Labour Party conference.
Elderly 'terrorists' protesting against the genocide were manhandled away by Merseyside Police using Labour legislation proscribing Palestine Action.
This is a matter of deep shame for Labour.
Elderly 'terrorists' protesting against the genocide were manhandled away by Merseyside Police using Labour legislation proscribing Palestine Action.
This is a matter of deep shame for Labour.
September 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
How many arrests at the Reform UK conference for physical assault?
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Thomas Edison in 1910. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves on this net zero business, lads
September 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Thomas Edison in 1910. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves on this net zero business, lads
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September 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Do Gillingham now get retrospectively promoted through the 1999 playoff final?
September 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Do Gillingham now get retrospectively promoted through the 1999 playoff final?
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The thing with “Thommo” and his ilk is, they might be ignorant but they know what they’re doing. They want the attention, they want to be seen attacking migrants. They want to antagonise us. Arrest them and they prove their point and become martyrs.
September 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The thing with “Thommo” and his ilk is, they might be ignorant but they know what they’re doing. They want the attention, they want to be seen attacking migrants. They want to antagonise us. Arrest them and they prove their point and become martyrs.
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This is how the BBC is reporting Danny Tommo attacking a RNLI boat with a knife. He’s mentioned in passing on paragraph 15.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Migrants taken to Dover after more than 30 hours at sea
Protesters gathered in Gosport after initial reports the small boat would be brought further west.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 23, 2026 at 7:09 AM
This is how the BBC is reporting Danny Tommo attacking a RNLI boat with a knife. He’s mentioned in passing on paragraph 15.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Actually, I would describe myself as a discontent creator.
September 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Actually, I would describe myself as a discontent creator.
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Somebody here mentioned John Schwartzwelder. This is for you:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
substack.com/home/post/p-...
John Swartzwelder, Sage of “The Simpsons”
My Interview with a Reclusive Genius (his first)
substack.com
September 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Somebody here mentioned John Schwartzwelder. This is for you:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
substack.com/home/post/p-...
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I'm a 99p Kindle weekly deal. Tell all your non dead friends!
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September 14, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I'm a 99p Kindle weekly deal. Tell all your non dead friends!
www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Ahead-Be...
www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Ahead-Be...
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Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum.
Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
September 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum.
Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
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I’ve popped up the Quiet One - for all those neurodivergent kids young and old
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCq_...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCq_...
The Quiet One - for all the neurodivergent wonders who have been quiet for so long
YouTube video by Robin Ince
m.youtube.com
September 16, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I’ve popped up the Quiet One - for all those neurodivergent kids young and old
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCq_...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCq_...
Ok. Who put Wuthering Heights into my head?
September 14, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Ok. Who put Wuthering Heights into my head?
At which point of any of that was Haaland onside?
September 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
At which point of any of that was Haaland onside?
England had won this test match at 5pm yesterday. Now we’re in real trouble.
September 12, 2026 at 10:10 AM
England had won this test match at 5pm yesterday. Now we’re in real trouble.