John Lovejoy
gpcrowden.bsky.social
John Lovejoy
@gpcrowden.bsky.social
Below me were many people. Some with air rifle, some with gatty, and some with bendy stick for shitty shotty
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Unless Nandy's quote continues "and that's why we'll be stopping all pension payments to residents of Piddington, and they can pay for their healthcare outside the village at the point of delivery. I also wish them the best of luck with their sewage". That's democracy in action, Susannah.
Lisa Nandy should, in fact, be fired
September 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
September 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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you know what children COULDN'T come to your show, Ed? The Palestinian children who were murdered
September 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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A little girl's car was hit with 335 bullets. She begged for help for hours. An ambulance was sent, it was shelled and both paramedics killed. The little girl's body was found 12 days later, alongside her 6 family members.

Pointing this out is anti-Semitic and gets you kicked off music tours.
September 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Yes, past generations never told jokes about tragedies...this is a totally new Gen Z thing. We all used to be so respectful of terrible events & remained resolutely serious about them at all times.
This week marks the anniversaries of 9/11 and the Charlie Kirk shooting at Utah Valley University, but you may have seen your social media flooded with memes and jokes about the tragedies.

A psychology professor explains how it might be Gen Z's way to cope with heavy news beyond their control.
September 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Rest in peace, Pat Nevin. You were the only footballer who ever wrote a book. By extension, therefore, you were also the only footballer who ever read a book.
I'll always remember you best as the guy from Tranmere Rovers who played Clare Grogan in Gregory's Girl (1983), dir. Bill Forsyth.
#notTotP
September 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Mad and sad that Buddy Holly died on one of those planes 25 years ago today aged just 14. Madder still that legends The Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens, The Bigger Bopper, Daphne Neighbourhood, and footballer Pat Nevin were all onboard too.
The day the music died indeed. And a bit of football.
#notTotP
September 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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What are the other 2 families doing?
September 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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*BUZZ*
Nazis
September 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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'No arrests made'.

They have been completely emboldened. And we know how this works: they will do it again. In greater numbers. A catastrophic and far-reaching failure of policing.
September 6, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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This should have been just as big a news story today as the illegal donation sting and the Nazis in Dover: a woman being assaulted at the Reform conference and Farage watching and laughing.
September 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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So either he was there knowingly to commit a crime, which makes him unfit to be Prime Minister, or he was a clueless buffoon who wasn't listening while two of his closest advisors were planning to commit a crime, which makes him unfit to be Prime Minister.
September 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.

🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
channel4news.substack.com
September 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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In case this is helpful to the Metropolitan Police, all those exposed in tonight's @channel4news.bsky.social expose, including Nigel Farage, will all be either on or near Stage A of the National Exhibition Centre, Birmingham, tomorrow at 4pm.

You're welcome.
September 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Yeah, although the thing about Industrial Revolution steel mills is: they made steel that could be used to build things that people wanted and were willing to pay lots of money for.
August 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Chefs kiss
August 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Diary of Mr Jerry Leadbetter, May 9th, 1975.
Margo has just done a ferocious poo
August 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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I knew I saved this for a reason!
August 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
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Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
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Please share. TY x
August 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Let's get this straight, a man accused of plagiarism is hounded out of his job and takes his own life on the same day that another man is returned to high office by a load of mad racists in a shithole seaside town, despite him being corrupt as fuck?

World's beyond help
August 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Might text them back and warn them about fossil fuels.
August 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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August 14, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Friday
August 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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It's just time we ended it all, innit
August 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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if you are an adult taking even 5 minutes out of your life to "protect Dobby's grave" you should be put on some sort of register
August 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM