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Graeme Campbell
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Local oaf.
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Consider this your official warning that the stupid action movie podcast I do with @cartlikesmovies.bsky.social is live.

Listening to it will decrease your life expectancy. Don't say I didn't warn you.
The Two Wolves podcast begins with "Bloodsport" vs. "Above the Law" (1988)

Listen to it. or don't. We're not your shidoshi.

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Bloodsport (1988) / Above the Law (1988) | The Two Wolves Podcast
This is for you, Shidoshi.
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I know I'm toddler posting again, but making James corden the mouse in the Gruffalo movies is a huge misfire for otherwise great films. You're supposed to root for him but all you want is to see the little fucker get eaten.
September 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
My three year old called me a petaQ yesterday. Call child services on me.
September 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
We used to be a society
Extended promo for Buddy Faro, a fun but short-lived series from 1998, created by @markfrost.bsky.social. Dennis Farina is perfect in the title role and the Vegas vibes foreshadow elements of the Dougie Jones story in The Return.
September 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
No one asked, but Patrick Fischler is cool as hell.
September 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Same energy
September 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It's me. I'm the one person for whom the misnaming of Baba O'Riley is the final straw.
September 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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What we call AI isn't intelligent and it doesn't have opinions. It doesn't guess answers, it is a complicated autocomplete. It does not work.
September 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I've watched Labyrinth like three times with my toddler this weekend and I just can't heap enough praise on it.

The creatures all have retroreflective retinas! Jim Henson just casually pulling off the Blader Runner effect WITH PUPPETS. Incredible stuff.
September 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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EPISODE 6 IS LIVE

ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)

One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!

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September 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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EPISODE 6

On Deadly Ground / Double Impact

DROPPING SOMETIME TODAY
September 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Episode 6 will drop later than usual tomorrow. Catastrophic technical difficulties. Or I just ran out of time. Whatever.
September 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
/r/bald is the most lionized cult on the internet and im bald as fuck
September 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Send Bonnie's parents to the Hague
September 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The crazy thing about seeing Weird Al live is reconciling that you have to share him with like three other generations
September 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Might just fuck around and create my own cut of Aliens that keeps most of the Special Edition, but cuts the Hadley's Hope prologue. Seems obvious. Can't believe Big Jim is making me do this myself.
September 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Look upon my works, etc.
Like a pipe wrench to the dome, it's...

THE TWO WOLVES PODCAST

EPISODE 5
Death Warrant (1990)/Under Siege (1992)

LISTEN NOW

shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
August 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Most people don't know Alexandre Dumas' final words were actually:

"When movies are invented, I think Tim Curry should play Cardinal Richelieu"

(Obviously I'm using some creative libraries here. It was in French)
August 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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$10 from every print I sell today will go to Dolly’s Imagination Library! I’ll post the donation receipt before I hit the hay tonight. ❤️
There are just a couple of each of these left in the shop as well!

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August 26, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Canonically, Happy Gilmore's dad died at a Vancouver Voodoo game
August 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
If this doesn't end with him getting pooped out to freedom, what are we even doing here?
No one should be talking about anything but the movie Whalefall right now. It's a survival movie about being swallowed by a whale. I've never seen a movie trailer that looked more like a prank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEI2...
August 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Just out here blocking complete randos based on their #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
August 21, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"I dunno, I just don't get the appeal of wrestl—"
There’s an Italian pro wrestler who enters the ring dressed like a pizza chef and knocks opponents out by throwing a pizza pie at them. His name is Luigi Primo. And he's a F real pizza chef.

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August 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The simple joy of viewing Kyle Chandler's face upon a screen
August 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM