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Greg
@gregfromnorway.bsky.social
RIGHTEOUS PRETENDER TO THE GLOBAL THRONE

HAIKU MISANTHROPE

UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL NORWEGIAN JERMA VA
https://youtube.com/@edgytrash612?si=9Zqpq101wSMX1ep1

COLLECTOR OF TITLES

KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIDEO KOJIMA

TWISTER OF THREADS
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i hate haiku
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being able to use online from the toilet is a power we should never have been granted
August 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Sometimes i reference things i know the other party havent heard of.

My cousins think i’m obsessed with bowling
July 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
having an intense urge to rip my throat out

feels like people only listen to what i say when i convey it in TEXT!!!
July 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I did not
Thinking about going commando to the airport for those random pat-downs 🤤🤤🤤
July 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Im gonna enjoy my vacation to the fullest!

Back to back cold and food poisoning:
July 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I might be having a quarter life crisis. Just entertained the thought of volunteering for humanitarian aid
July 1, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Thinking about going commando to the airport for those random pat-downs 🤤🤤🤤
March 26, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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enamoured by this new meme called 'Aid Car Aid Car'.
July 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I love my girlfriend
March 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
Nintendo suing US government over tariffs
aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif...
March 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Never bingewatching Arrested Development before bed again.
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Tonight i dreamt up a fictional Jack Black movie. Its ratings were terrible and few if any people had heard about it. In my dream I vividly remember researching the movie for a video titled “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MOVIE EVEN ABOUT”, and finding a spotify artist by the name “DDDDD DD DDDDDDDD”
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
my towel froze what do i do
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Unemployment is getting to me. I’ve written a video essay
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Eyebags achieved, one step closer to matching my own beauty standard
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Once a month or so i realise something new about my preference in partners and today is one of those days
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I want media related content aimed at people who only have experienced said media through cultural osmosis.

@loretta.bgay.social whats ur favorite line from the game World of Warcraft
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I am flattered, but I don’t find any use in the youtube algorithm thinking im a woman.
It started with one ad for women’s hygiene products and I still to this day keep getting ads for period trackers bundled with my AI-taichi shifus and intermittent fasting for ladies…
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I figured it out.
Babies go to neither heaven or hell.
They go to valhalla.

In the time of the final fight,
Look over yonder and see…
9 million babies
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Got shortlisted for RANDOM CITIZEN VA role.
This is it.. My big break!
October 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
death
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
fun me fact: i taught my blind friend how to wink
September 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I dont understand the gaming backlog. Why would you have another personal obligation to fulfill when gaming should be a space for you to unwind?
September 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I like this graphic because it implies that the opposite of violence is Irishness
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM