Greg Kettinger
@gregkettinger.bsky.social
One of Bob Mackie’s best. RIP.
September 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
One of Bob Mackie’s best. RIP.
“Party on, contest winners.”
July 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
“Party on, contest winners.”
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everything's coming up jimothy
July 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
everything's coming up jimothy
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I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
July 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
May 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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It’s an OK Friday at best, let’s not get carried away
April 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
It’s an OK Friday at best, let’s not get carried away
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 01,1948
April 01,1948
April 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 01,1948
April 01,1948
I’m guessing people weren’t aware of this when they were Pokémon GOing to the polls.
Pokémon GO Players Helped Build a 30 Billion AR Image Map of the World
Niantic Spatial is using "crowdsourced" images of the world as the backbone of its tech, captured unknowingly by Pokémon GO players.
petapixel.com
March 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I’m guessing people weren’t aware of this when they were Pokémon GOing to the polls.
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
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Don’t let a data center consume more water than you today.
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Don’t let a data center consume more water than you today.
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ALIEN³ (1992)
April 26, 2024 at 2:13 PM
ALIEN³ (1992)
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
Sometimes I think leaving St. Louis was a mistake.
St Louis residents report monkeys roaming on city streets
St Louis zoo identified the stray simians as vervet monkeys, but it’s not known where they came from
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Sometimes I think leaving St. Louis was a mistake.
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Many Urkels to you on this Wet Day Eve! 💦
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Many Urkels to you on this Wet Day Eve! 💦
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Breaking: Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms.
Federal court blocks new Texas congressional map for 2026
The decision is a major blow for Republicans, in Texas and nationally, who pushed through this unusual mid-decade redistricting at the behest of President Donald Trump.
www.texastribune.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Breaking: Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms.
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Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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sharing your food at any velocity is not a crime and a sandwich is not a weapon
Hoping to hear you weigh in on the DC sandwich assault case.
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
sharing your food at any velocity is not a crime and a sandwich is not a weapon
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
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We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there