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A little bit of this, a little bit of that
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motoko: i can't jump in for this mission, batou, i'm about to have a whole lesbian cyber orgy.

batou: [listening to the khz shifts in the background of the call]

batou:

batou: no you're not.

motoko: hey-

batou: you've got one basic PC rig running. you're posting on forums.

motoko: HEY.
August 31, 2026 at 1:31 AM
gym teacher was caught embezzling money, having a sexual relationship with a student. He was married at the time and had a kid on the way.

unrelated, apparently some evidence was uncovered that detailed decades of sexual assault or misconduct from faculty that was covered up.

Our school is small!
what was "the incident" at your high school?
August 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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"This endpoint must not be called on the client, is it?"

"Claude Code says that it's sever-only."

Yeah, but I'm not asking Claude Code, am I, I'm asking you. Can we tell the difference anymore?
August 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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🎨Robert Ariail
August 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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That was a goal but Argentina gets different rules as we all know
July 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
lots of acting going on right now in argentina
July 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
July 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before.
July 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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July 12, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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July 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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An Afghan national who fought alongside U.S. forces has died from an allergic reaction while in ICE custody, one day after he was detained for deportation proceedings, his death certificate shows. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Afghan national who fought with U.S. forces died of allergic reaction in ICE custody
Mohammad Nazeer Paktiawal, 41, suffered “an adverse drug reaction” to an unidentified substance, which triggered anaphylaxis and exacerbated his asthma, the death report shows.
www.nbcnews.com
July 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
i'm reading, wife is stardew valley'ing. i hear fireworks, remember knicks were playing tonight

check here

I love it. I'm not into basketball, but I love those that love it.
June 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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BlueSky feels like old Twitter rn, and that’s beautiful.
June 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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I'd say these two should settle this in a duel, but unfortunately that would leave one of them alive.
Trump told Netanyahu he's "fucking crazy," Axios reports. www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...
June 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Fear not, my lords. The serfs will pay their masters one way or another.
BREAM: The Journal says percentage of delinquent credit card balances is 13%, the highest in 15 years. People are using them for necessities. Your message to them?

HASSETT: We talk to CEOs of the credit card companies all the time, and there's not any threat to them. People are taking a bit longer.
May 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
So far the food coop meeting has consisted of

- “is my mic on?”
- “not now I’m in a meeting”
- comments disguised as questions (very annoying)
- “can we both vote?”
- etc
May 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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me making poop
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
May 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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West Village, East Village, Williamsburg
DC, Maryland, Virginia
May 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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You know who else built an underground bunker to hide in when things got bad?
April 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Kash Patel making every FBI agent take a polygraph test in which the only question is "do you think I'm based or not."
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
April 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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April 1, 2026 at 9:14 AM