GroguHarlanEllison
@groguharlanellison.bsky.social
Queer, Crippled, Autie Writer of SciFi, Horror, Fantasy, Poetry, Martial Philosophy...This is a burner account because certain relatives are batsheeeet insane. Enjoy the fake name.
The Muppets' Christmas Album With John Denver is bigger than JESUS. No sarcasm.
October 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The Muppets' Christmas Album With John Denver is bigger than JESUS. No sarcasm.
YES IT IS. YOU MONSTERS. (tails them for a few miles to keep the bit going)
October 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
YES IT IS. YOU MONSTERS. (tails them for a few miles to keep the bit going)
This photograph is statue-ready. Get a chisel, some granite, good to go.
October 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This photograph is statue-ready. Get a chisel, some granite, good to go.
Actually it's worse. Some old hippie lady from Big Sur. I'll repeat what I said about the public horsewhipping. Deadheads who talk like this are EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY
October 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Actually it's worse. Some old hippie lady from Big Sur. I'll repeat what I said about the public horsewhipping. Deadheads who talk like this are EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY
No one who has ever been raped would say this. No one whose relative, friend or distant acquaintance has ever been raped would say this. People who say this shit need to spend a year working with rape survivors, and then have surgical alterations so they can never type, or talk
October 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
No one who has ever been raped would say this. No one whose relative, friend or distant acquaintance has ever been raped would say this. People who say this shit need to spend a year working with rape survivors, and then have surgical alterations so they can never type, or talk
It's some kind of bot. I just ranked the bitch out to the dogs and back and no response. Botty botty bot
October 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It's some kind of bot. I just ranked the bitch out to the dogs and back and no response. Botty botty bot
You are a terrible person. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down. Repent before Buddha. Join a twelve step program. You vile fucking monster. Love, me and all rape survivors
October 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
You are a terrible person. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down. Repent before Buddha. Join a twelve step program. You vile fucking monster. Love, me and all rape survivors
This person needs to be dragged out into the street and horsewhipped like it was 1798. And also to get the entire and complete fuck off of Bluesky
October 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This person needs to be dragged out into the street and horsewhipped like it was 1798. And also to get the entire and complete fuck off of Bluesky
*Later in life, she and Sarah and A.T. ripped off "Negro records" for pennies on the dollar, which is a whole other thread. But at least she had her head on straight when she was a kid
October 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
*Later in life, she and Sarah and A.T. ripped off "Negro records" for pennies on the dollar, which is a whole other thread. But at least she had her head on straight when she was a kid
Sure, and Black folks invented Country. Hank Williams, First of His Name, and Mother Maybelle Carter, both claimed Black guitar mentors; Williams' being a Bluesman named Rufus Payne, and Carter's, "the little neighbor boy who taught me to play." She learned the Carter Scratch from Black folks
October 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Sure, and Black folks invented Country. Hank Williams, First of His Name, and Mother Maybelle Carter, both claimed Black guitar mentors; Williams' being a Bluesman named Rufus Payne, and Carter's, "the little neighbor boy who taught me to play." She learned the Carter Scratch from Black folks
He and Earl Scruggs formed a band from thirty of their best students and called it MEN WITH BANJOS WHO KNOW HOW TO USE THEM.
October 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
He and Earl Scruggs formed a band from thirty of their best students and called it MEN WITH BANJOS WHO KNOW HOW TO USE THEM.
As a fan of both Classical and Bluegrass, the influence of Martin's very-classically-trained teacher Earl Scruggs looms LARGE in this composition. It's like he was in the room. Bless 😍
October 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
As a fan of both Classical and Bluegrass, the influence of Martin's very-classically-trained teacher Earl Scruggs looms LARGE in this composition. It's like he was in the room. Bless 😍
"He makes me wish abortions could be administered retroactively."
--the late and very much missed Redd Foxx
--the late and very much missed Redd Foxx
October 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"He makes me wish abortions could be administered retroactively."
--the late and very much missed Redd Foxx
--the late and very much missed Redd Foxx
"I just took so much ketamine I involuntarily shit myself, and now I am trying to shake it down my leg." ---Elon
October 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"I just took so much ketamine I involuntarily shit myself, and now I am trying to shake it down my leg." ---Elon
Alpha theory was debunked by the same scientist who made it up. Because wolves only alpha up in captivity. When they're going insane. People who call themselves Alpha males... I go, "Yeah, ya kinda are." Here Comes The Science
October 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Alpha theory was debunked by the same scientist who made it up. Because wolves only alpha up in captivity. When they're going insane. People who call themselves Alpha males... I go, "Yeah, ya kinda are." Here Comes The Science
Screen the photo and make it into a sign. TOAD CROSSING. Spot-on flawless
October 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Screen the photo and make it into a sign. TOAD CROSSING. Spot-on flawless
That's classy, I like it
October 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
That's classy, I like it
Do they call it 'boating' where you're from? Like when it burns too far down on the right or left? Every region probably has a different word
October 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Do they call it 'boating' where you're from? Like when it burns too far down on the right or left? Every region probably has a different word
A high school education🤡
October 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
A high school education🤡
Church. (relights blunt because it is boating on the one side, passes)
October 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Church. (relights blunt because it is boating on the one side, passes)
"ANOTHER OF LIFE'S PLEASURES DENIED BY A MEDDLING BUREAUCRACY."
---David Letterman
---David Letterman
October 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"ANOTHER OF LIFE'S PLEASURES DENIED BY A MEDDLING BUREAUCRACY."
---David Letterman
---David Letterman