GroguHarlanEllison
@groguharlanellison.bsky.social
Queer, Crippled, Autie Writer of SciFi, Horror, Fantasy, Poetry, Martial Philosophy...This is a burner account because certain relatives are batsheeeet insane. Enjoy the fake name.
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BIRTHDAY. Same as Sigourney Weaver, Sean Lennon,& Kool, from Kool & the Gang. Doing NOTHING. Except going to get some edibles and kava-shots and rest and enjoy this superhero lair of a home that I built with my fingernails out of a cliff wall. Grateful. Very. Fifty-one flings around the Sun.AMITUOFO
October 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
BIRTHDAY. Same as Sigourney Weaver, Sean Lennon,& Kool, from Kool & the Gang. Doing NOTHING. Except going to get some edibles and kava-shots and rest and enjoy this superhero lair of a home that I built with my fingernails out of a cliff wall. Grateful. Very. Fifty-one flings around the Sun.AMITUOFO
Share a smile
October 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Share a smile
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"Sir, excuse me. You can't. Sir. SIR." "RAAAAAUGH." (swipe) Then Werner Herzog shows up with a camera. "This savage atrocity only underscores the wildness of Nature. Even in public." (looks speculatively at pastries, snags one.)
October 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
"Sir, excuse me. You can't. Sir. SIR." "RAAAAAUGH." (swipe) Then Werner Herzog shows up with a camera. "This savage atrocity only underscores the wildness of Nature. Even in public." (looks speculatively at pastries, snags one.)
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This made me laugh
October 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This made me laugh
People who pick little fights with me are funny to me. We bouncers call it the"toughness to distance ratio." Online, I get called everything but white, a dude, and my given name. If that same person were looking at me, they would develop the grammatical poise of a butler,stammer, and beg.A lot
October 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
People who pick little fights with me are funny to me. We bouncers call it the"toughness to distance ratio." Online, I get called everything but white, a dude, and my given name. If that same person were looking at me, they would develop the grammatical poise of a butler,stammer, and beg.A lot
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My gaming literacy= Cuneiform, read right to left. MARIO AND ...ENKIDU DID...MEET IN THEIR UNION AS... BRIGHT AS THE STARS... Wait, it's missing a bit
October 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
My gaming literacy= Cuneiform, read right to left. MARIO AND ...ENKIDU DID...MEET IN THEIR UNION AS... BRIGHT AS THE STARS... Wait, it's missing a bit
Never trust a motherfucker who can't correctly place an apostrophe.
October 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Never trust a motherfucker who can't correctly place an apostrophe.
People with joke pronouns in their bios shouldn't be allowed to vote, own property, or have a driver's license.
October 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
People with joke pronouns in their bios shouldn't be allowed to vote, own property, or have a driver's license.
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" Did you or did you not, in 1972, lead a crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, promptly escape from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, and survive as a soldier of fortune to this day?"
(side eye) "That was Hannibal Smith."
(side eye) "That was Hannibal Smith."
October 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
" Did you or did you not, in 1972, lead a crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, promptly escape from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, and survive as a soldier of fortune to this day?"
(side eye) "That was Hannibal Smith."
(side eye) "That was Hannibal Smith."
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Fanboys irritate me. Because I have an act, too. I can make things. Their golden calf did not make the last of everything. When I riff on said calf's material, it's because I work in the same sweatshop. A cherished work is not a Bible. And a cherished maker isn't God. People make new things.
October 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Fanboys irritate me. Because I have an act, too. I can make things. Their golden calf did not make the last of everything. When I riff on said calf's material, it's because I work in the same sweatshop. A cherished work is not a Bible. And a cherished maker isn't God. People make new things.
The Great Humboldt Bake-Off. "Tonight, we will be loading one pound each into one specially-constructed bong each. The winner... um... dude. What was I. Yeah. No, just look at the bongs. This is going to be the most awesome thing of all time. Just after the break.."
September 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The Great Humboldt Bake-Off. "Tonight, we will be loading one pound each into one specially-constructed bong each. The winner... um... dude. What was I. Yeah. No, just look at the bongs. This is going to be the most awesome thing of all time. Just after the break.."
Saying "stupid people this," and "stupid people that" is kind of...stupid. And lazy. Like you can't do the work of explaining why. Which is a trait of the... wait for it... Stupid. Of people who think they're better than everyone else without giving everyone else a better person to show for it.
September 27, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Saying "stupid people this," and "stupid people that" is kind of...stupid. And lazy. Like you can't do the work of explaining why. Which is a trait of the... wait for it... Stupid. Of people who think they're better than everyone else without giving everyone else a better person to show for it.
Bluesky, show me less:
Mark Hammill
Mark Ruffalo
Bruce Springsteen
Dave Matthews
George Orwell
Teddy Roosevelt
William Burroughs
Jack Kerouac
Robert Reich
Any Robert Reich Disciple
Dr. Seuss (listed as a banned writer)
Joanne Rowling (listed as a banned writer, or alive)
*a thread
Mark Hammill
Mark Ruffalo
Bruce Springsteen
Dave Matthews
George Orwell
Teddy Roosevelt
William Burroughs
Jack Kerouac
Robert Reich
Any Robert Reich Disciple
Dr. Seuss (listed as a banned writer)
Joanne Rowling (listed as a banned writer, or alive)
*a thread
September 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Bluesky, show me less:
Mark Hammill
Mark Ruffalo
Bruce Springsteen
Dave Matthews
George Orwell
Teddy Roosevelt
William Burroughs
Jack Kerouac
Robert Reich
Any Robert Reich Disciple
Dr. Seuss (listed as a banned writer)
Joanne Rowling (listed as a banned writer, or alive)
*a thread
Mark Hammill
Mark Ruffalo
Bruce Springsteen
Dave Matthews
George Orwell
Teddy Roosevelt
William Burroughs
Jack Kerouac
Robert Reich
Any Robert Reich Disciple
Dr. Seuss (listed as a banned writer)
Joanne Rowling (listed as a banned writer, or alive)
*a thread
My Origin video game. On the Atari. It was the starter. I am old enough to be your ANCESTOR
P Ong
ALT: P Ong
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September 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My Origin video game. On the Atari. It was the starter. I am old enough to be your ANCESTOR
Little Caesar's. Forward-Back3X-High Punch. Double flawless. Fatality.
September 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Little Caesar's. Forward-Back3X-High Punch. Double flawless. Fatality.
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This belongs in the Smithsonian.
September 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
Great, add They Might Be Giants to the Ed Sheeran List Of Performers Who Work For Robert Kraft.
Also has to be one of the first They Might be Giants x NFL crossovers
isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit.
September 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Great, add They Might Be Giants to the Ed Sheeran List Of Performers Who Work For Robert Kraft.
HER NAME IS "BUDDHA"
September 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
HER NAME IS "BUDDHA"