I had that same question

That was you!?!?

This has gotta be proof we're living in a simulation, right?

Oh, yeah. There are definitely instances where I'd pay for a day pass, and the logistics are way easier.

Yep. And the subscription price was less than the newsstand price, so you paid a premium to access content without a subscription. The same is true of a small per-article fee. I may not want a $90 subscription that will let me read thousands of articles, but still willing to pay $1 for this one.

I'd settle for .50 and not giving up shorites, but at 8 goals a game it doesn't much matter!

"All I want to do is make speeches"

Yeah. We fucking know.

Fourth sexiest

Trump: Have you been injured in an auto accident?

Melania: How dare you confiscate my underage prostitutes!

Xi: fucking hell these idiots

YES! I had the same thought and was checking to see if anyone else did before I posted exactly this!

Love those little infection vectors with feet

My god man, come up for air! 😆

I miss David Carr. Anyone who hasn't read Night of the Gun should consider checking it out

Undoubtedly related: every sports reporter in that room wishes they had half the talent Holly Rowe does.

Bullet points? Seriously?

I see it as win-win: if Allen does well, I benefit. If he's awful, I get to enjoy that!

Killing me. I have Allen on my fantasy team but I'm a Chiefs fan, so I'm actively rooting against my own quarterback

"I'm downloading it right now so I haven't heard it yet" says sooooo much about internet connections in 2001 😆

He's adapting his golf swing. It doesn't work in either direction