Gordon Pattie
@gwpattie.bsky.social
Retired Network Analyst, UVic Alumni '78 Biology, opinionated curmudgeon, fair-weather sailor, proud dad.(view from South Pender Island, paradise) PPC=Block. No DMs without first asking.
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![Comic. [Person 1 with short hair on stage behind podium reading off paper while addressing audience. People are shown sitting in chairs while Person 2 with ponytail and Person 3 waving are walking toward stage.] PERSON 1: This year’s Nobel Prize in “calibrating your equipment carefully and not embarrassing yourself by publishing spurious results” goes to Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, who did *not* announce the discovery of microbes on Titan. PERSON 3: Thank you, thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihztdrvxjeyzmz6dmz3xb4vi6wiwwtge6fwdoxjcum5aptndv3kfm)
July 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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@collburns.bsky.social
I posted twice to your recent post. Neither appeared. I don't know if you are blocking me or if BS is just screwing up. So it goes.
I posted twice to your recent post. Neither appeared. I don't know if you are blocking me or if BS is just screwing up. So it goes.
July 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
@collburns.bsky.social
I posted twice to your recent post. Neither appeared. I don't know if you are blocking me or if BS is just screwing up. So it goes.
I posted twice to your recent post. Neither appeared. I don't know if you are blocking me or if BS is just screwing up. So it goes.
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Once more, for the willfully ignorant in the peanut gallery:
Unpasteurized dairy products cause 840 times more illnesses and 45 times more hospitalizations than pasteurized products.
I was a nutritionist for the dairy industry. We never recommended raw milk for that reason.
Unpasteurized dairy products cause 840 times more illnesses and 45 times more hospitalizations than pasteurized products.
I was a nutritionist for the dairy industry. We never recommended raw milk for that reason.
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Once more, for the willfully ignorant in the peanut gallery:
Unpasteurized dairy products cause 840 times more illnesses and 45 times more hospitalizations than pasteurized products.
I was a nutritionist for the dairy industry. We never recommended raw milk for that reason.
Unpasteurized dairy products cause 840 times more illnesses and 45 times more hospitalizations than pasteurized products.
I was a nutritionist for the dairy industry. We never recommended raw milk for that reason.
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A close-up of a black-capped chickadee's head and breast, face-on, with a single 6-pointed star-shaped snowflake with one arm having extra, symmetrical branches, perched on the bird's feathery black forehead.
A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
A close-up of a black-capped chickadee's head and breast, face-on, with a single 6-pointed star-shaped snowflake with one arm having extra, symmetrical branches, perched on the bird's feathery black forehead.
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When It’s Your Lucky Day😂 #shorts
YouTube video by 4Dimensions Infotech
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January 29, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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They shot him 10 times while he was face down.
It was a 3rd world style public execution
youtube.com/shorts/LDETj...
It was a 3rd world style public execution
youtube.com/shorts/LDETj...
He was EXECUTED
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
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January 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
They shot him 10 times while he was face down.
It was a 3rd world style public execution
youtube.com/shorts/LDETj...
It was a 3rd world style public execution
youtube.com/shorts/LDETj...
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My latest: Mark Carney just delivered the most important speech in recent Canadian history. Now, we wait for the fallout. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
Mark Carney just shook up the world
His speech in Davos might be the most important one ever delivered by a Canadian prime minister. Its consequences will determine his place in history — and ours.
www.nationalobserver.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My latest: Mark Carney just delivered the most important speech in recent Canadian history. Now, we wait for the fallout. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
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Danielle Smith's willingness to cater to Alberta separatists was always a dangerous game.
Now, in the wake of America's attack on Venezuela and its covetous advances on Greenland, she's effectively risking Canada's future in order to save her own. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/08/o...
Now, in the wake of America's attack on Venezuela and its covetous advances on Greenland, she's effectively risking Canada's future in order to save her own. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/08/o...
Danielle Smith's separatism games are coming at a dangerous moment
Alberta's premier loves to talk about standing up for her province. Will she ever show the same enthusiasm when it comes to Canada?
www.nationalobserver.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Danielle Smith's willingness to cater to Alberta separatists was always a dangerous game.
Now, in the wake of America's attack on Venezuela and its covetous advances on Greenland, she's effectively risking Canada's future in order to save her own. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/08/o...
Now, in the wake of America's attack on Venezuela and its covetous advances on Greenland, she's effectively risking Canada's future in order to save her own. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/08/o...
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She is evergreen! bsky.app/profile/heat...
This is for anyone having a bad, irritating or frustrating day!
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
She is evergreen! bsky.app/profile/heat...
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Brilliant….that’s hilarious….no more DNA testing 😂
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Brilliant….that’s hilarious….no more DNA testing 😂
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"Ungoverning is not a neutral act. It is an ethical choice. It shifts power from the many to the few. It transforms rights into commodities. It turns need into opportunity for private profit. And it abandons the belief that a society should be judged by how it treats the vulnerable."
Danielle Smith is "Ungoverning" Alberta
And trying to break the very idea of Canada
markhamhislop.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Ungoverning is not a neutral act. It is an ethical choice. It shifts power from the many to the few. It transforms rights into commodities. It turns need into opportunity for private profit. And it abandons the belief that a society should be judged by how it treats the vulnerable."
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I fucking hate John Roberts for destroying the American experiment by naming Trump King
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I fucking hate John Roberts for destroying the American experiment by naming Trump King
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@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
I could not post to the relevant thread but here is some toaster classic output.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_...
I could not post to the relevant thread but here is some toaster classic output.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_...
Does Anyone Want Any Toast? | Red Dwarf | BBC
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
I could not post to the relevant thread but here is some toaster classic output.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_...
I could not post to the relevant thread but here is some toaster classic output.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_...
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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We do not agree with what Tucker Carlson and MTG have been saying lately, they are agreeing with us! Period!
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We do not agree with what Tucker Carlson and MTG have been saying lately, they are agreeing with us! Period!
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“Solid gold Truck Nutz! This is magnificent. Thank you, Prime Minister.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Solid gold Truck Nutz! This is magnificent. Thank you, Prime Minister.”
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It must be magnificent to be these billionaires and foreign countries, all of whom secretly scorn Trump, giving him lavish but vulgar gifts that he doesn’t understand are elaborate expressions of their contempt for him, his taste, his principles, and his self-awareness.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It must be magnificent to be these billionaires and foreign countries, all of whom secretly scorn Trump, giving him lavish but vulgar gifts that he doesn’t understand are elaborate expressions of their contempt for him, his taste, his principles, and his self-awareness.
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Who was it who said, “The e in email stands for evidence.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Who was it who said, “The e in email stands for evidence.”