Hana Michels (Personal Account)
@hanamichels.bsky.social
They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
Someone somewhere must believe me! Each “boom” was a foot to the back of my head!!!
September 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Someone somewhere must believe me! Each “boom” was a foot to the back of my head!!!
Roo: Boobies, Roobies, Rucifer
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
September 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Roo: Boobies, Roobies, Rucifer
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
I took 35! Dogs are easy and they understand human body language so if you come from dogs, it’s hard to adapt to Cat but once you do, it’s great!! Happy for you!
September 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I took 35! Dogs are easy and they understand human body language so if you come from dogs, it’s hard to adapt to Cat but once you do, it’s great!! Happy for you!
I did 1 wordle and I retire
September 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I did 1 wordle and I retire
CA seems like one of the easiest states to place someone in dialectically. I don’t know if it’s the cot-caught merger or the innate impulse to call any group “ you guys” even if you’ve corrected it.
September 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
CA seems like one of the easiest states to place someone in dialectically. I don’t know if it’s the cot-caught merger or the innate impulse to call any group “ you guys” even if you’ve corrected it.
Told my friend @davesirus.bsky.social the truth
September 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Told my friend @davesirus.bsky.social the truth
More baby pics he tries to get on this shelf now, and the whole thing is in danger of collapsing at the weight of two paws 
September 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
More baby pics he tries to get on this shelf now, and the whole thing is in danger of collapsing at the weight of two paws 
Me too 💕 He is slowly re-acclimating after AI slop made his sweet brain fear 1 of our TVs. He’s more anxious than anything else.
Mostly because he’s too dumb to remember stuff or know he’s huge 
Here he is as a kitten half his size, ie the size of a normal cat. 2nd photo is why we call him boobies.
Mostly because he’s too dumb to remember stuff or know he’s huge 
Here he is as a kitten half his size, ie the size of a normal cat. 2nd photo is why we call him boobies.
September 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Me too 💕 He is slowly re-acclimating after AI slop made his sweet brain fear 1 of our TVs. He’s more anxious than anything else.
Mostly because he’s too dumb to remember stuff or know he’s huge 
Here he is as a kitten half his size, ie the size of a normal cat. 2nd photo is why we call him boobies.
Mostly because he’s too dumb to remember stuff or know he’s huge 
Here he is as a kitten half his size, ie the size of a normal cat. 2nd photo is why we call him boobies.
“NO TIME FOR SCRITCHIES! THERE WAS A CHANGE IN DESK CHAIRS 5 HOURS AGO AND I’M THE ONLY ONE MONITORING IT!”
August 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
“NO TIME FOR SCRITCHIES! THERE WAS A CHANGE IN DESK CHAIRS 5 HOURS AGO AND I’M THE ONLY ONE MONITORING IT!”
BEING DENIED A 3RD HUNK OF CHICKEN SATAY AFTER A DOUBLE PORTION OF WET DINNER IS NOT OPPRESSION
August 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
BEING DENIED A 3RD HUNK OF CHICKEN SATAY AFTER A DOUBLE PORTION OF WET DINNER IS NOT OPPRESSION
I don’t wanna be around anymore. The chin KILLS!
August 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I don’t wanna be around anymore. The chin KILLS!
I agree Roo
August 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I agree Roo
Kitten has a vet appointment so she got under the bed and when I finally got my fingers through the slats to grab her she made sure I was pushing her butt hole into a bedside drawer. If she’s going to the vet, we’re gonna suffer too. Also Roo farted on us when we tried to give him his antibiotics
August 20, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Kitten has a vet appointment so she got under the bed and when I finally got my fingers through the slats to grab her she made sure I was pushing her butt hole into a bedside drawer. If she’s going to the vet, we’re gonna suffer too. Also Roo farted on us when we tried to give him his antibiotics
Roo has a mild UTI which means we caught it before it could become a blockage! It also means moderate to severe scars for us if he can sense antibiotics in churu.
August 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Roo has a mild UTI which means we caught it before it could become a blockage! It also means moderate to severe scars for us if he can sense antibiotics in churu.
Never let a boomer tell you you don’t have a real job
August 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Never let a boomer tell you you don’t have a real job
Is the orange cat thing just anxiety? Are they bumping into walls not because they’re stupid but because they’re in a constant state of panic? This is Roo and he still doesn’t trust me after four years because I’m the one who vacuums. 
August 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Is the orange cat thing just anxiety? Are they bumping into walls not because they’re stupid but because they’re in a constant state of panic? This is Roo and he still doesn’t trust me after four years because I’m the one who vacuums. 
I still see this make the rounds on Facebook & Instagram and I get so confused because it’s not really funny! But you know what? Since it’s not that funny maybe I made people feel less alone about this kind of anxiety and that’s why. That would be really cool!
August 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I still see this make the rounds on Facebook & Instagram and I get so confused because it’s not really funny! But you know what? Since it’s not that funny maybe I made people feel less alone about this kind of anxiety and that’s why. That would be really cool!
Private equity is buying up so many vet clinics, I hate seeing a vet tech put our 20lb cat in an advanced wrestling hold knowing that nail trims costing $30 each (and everything costing more) does not increase her pay at all. Keeping Roo from squirming is a feat of experienced professionalism.
July 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Private equity is buying up so many vet clinics, I hate seeing a vet tech put our 20lb cat in an advanced wrestling hold knowing that nail trims costing $30 each (and everything costing more) does not increase her pay at all. Keeping Roo from squirming is a feat of experienced professionalism.
I’m hoping Roo & his butt bless me enough to get the doctors note I need in time to get out of jury duty. I have precious little time. I am also self-employed and would lose what little income I have, I also have no reliable means of transportation without being exposed to unmasked folks.
July 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I’m hoping Roo & his butt bless me enough to get the doctors note I need in time to get out of jury duty. I have precious little time. I am also self-employed and would lose what little income I have, I also have no reliable means of transportation without being exposed to unmasked folks.
One of the signatures was Sam Simon I remember that for some weird reason. Probably because I thought “ how could he sign that was such long fingernails”
July 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
One of the signatures was Sam Simon I remember that for some weird reason. Probably because I thought “ how could he sign that was such long fingernails”
Holy shit I’m glad I drilled a line along the outside first
July 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Holy shit I’m glad I drilled a line along the outside first
NOT PICASSO HE WILL KIDNAP & CHEAT ON YOU!!
July 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
NOT PICASSO HE WILL KIDNAP & CHEAT ON YOU!!
For a while, my friend and I (not visual artists) were challenging each other to draw things and he picked an emo emu, (I tried to shrinky dink it for him)
July 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
For a while, my friend and I (not visual artists) were challenging each other to draw things and he picked an emo emu, (I tried to shrinky dink it for him)
Tbf this is how she feels about the first one we “just fostered”
July 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Tbf this is how she feels about the first one we “just fostered”
