Hana Michels (Personal Account)
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They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
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LET'S MAKE SURE THEY LOOK THE SAME
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Thank goodness it's over. I'm free.
New Behind the Bastards 🧪
We conclude the story of Francis Galton and explore all the hideous ways his ideas helped inspire eugenic laws around the world, and ultimately the Holocaust.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @moviehooligan.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
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We conclude the story of Francis Galton and explore all the hideous ways his ideas helped inspire eugenic laws around the world, and ultimately the Holocaust.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @moviehooligan.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
linktr.ee/behindthebas...
September 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Thank goodness it's over. I'm free.
Someone somewhere must believe me! Each “boom” was a foot to the back of my head!!!
September 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Someone somewhere must believe me! Each “boom” was a foot to the back of my head!!!
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Elmer Fudd's cousin Marvin was annoyed that all they packed for the winter lodge was a pint of ice cream and Kewpie mayo.
September 17, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Elmer Fudd's cousin Marvin was annoyed that all they packed for the winter lodge was a pint of ice cream and Kewpie mayo.
Only sci-fi balds for you!!
September 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Only sci-fi balds for you!!
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Big box, tiny cat
September 17, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Big box, tiny cat
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Gee I wonder who she is looking at
September 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Gee I wonder who she is looking at
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Just a reminder that I work with partnerships and groups. Whether they’re romantic, work or creative partnerships- or even improv troupes. Yeah, even improv. Even the one guy in the group who does an old timey radio voice when it’s not called for.
September 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Just a reminder that I work with partnerships and groups. Whether they’re romantic, work or creative partnerships- or even improv troupes. Yeah, even improv. Even the one guy in the group who does an old timey radio voice when it’s not called for.
Just realized saying “oh thank god!!” from the bathroom it’s just as unsettling as saying something upset
September 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just realized saying “oh thank god!!” from the bathroom it’s just as unsettling as saying something upset
As a millennial the only thing we killed is the word & concept of “irony” where’s that op ed?
September 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
As a millennial the only thing we killed is the word & concept of “irony” where’s that op ed?
Gomna do some research. Redoing that thread to give the walkouts justice and figure out how a bunch of kids on 2 different sides of a massive city totally unaware of one another made such a massive thing happen
September 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Gomna do some research. Redoing that thread to give the walkouts justice and figure out how a bunch of kids on 2 different sides of a massive city totally unaware of one another made such a massive thing happen
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I broke my leg in a car accident as a child, and I'm ok now, but I also wouldn't recommended it as an alternative to time-outs
September 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I broke my leg in a car accident as a child, and I'm ok now, but I also wouldn't recommended it as an alternative to time-outs
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I’ve never heard anyone say “ I was spanked and I turned out OK!” sound OK
September 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I’ve never heard anyone say “ I was spanked and I turned out OK!” sound OK
Roo: Boobies, Roobies, Rucifer
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
September 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Roo: Boobies, Roobies, Rucifer
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
Kitten: Chicken, Kitchen, Stinkerbelle, various titles of authority & royalty.
When you're chronically ill you get a lot of "I was spanked and I turned out fine!" responses from other people with illness. Like, there's a "doth protest too much" tone & desperation in the way other chronically ill people say they're doing great and don't need accomodation
September 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
When you're chronically ill you get a lot of "I was spanked and I turned out fine!" responses from other people with illness. Like, there's a "doth protest too much" tone & desperation in the way other chronically ill people say they're doing great and don't need accomodation
He forgot
-WARNING, CAT PARENT PRIDE-
This fine young specimen finally learned how to play with a laser pointer after almost 4 years!
This fine young specimen finally learned how to play with a laser pointer after almost 4 years!
September 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
He forgot
WE HAVE FOUND THE HAT PEOPLE!! Who is this Cody Johnston and can we get it back?
Here's @codyjohnston.bsky.social explaining The Mandalorian and Grogu movie that nobody saw
September 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
WE HAVE FOUND THE HAT PEOPLE!! Who is this Cody Johnston and can we get it back?
Cats have a sensory skill we don’t talk about. I don’t mean whiskers, I mean the ability to detect when anyone is holding a camera at any time and stop being cute
September 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Cats have a sensory skill we don’t talk about. I don’t mean whiskers, I mean the ability to detect when anyone is holding a camera at any time and stop being cute
We seem to have lost our hat. Has anyone seen a hat that looks like this lately?
September 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
We seem to have lost our hat. Has anyone seen a hat that looks like this lately?
"It's not the heat, it's the humidity" is something honkies have been saying for years but when SoCal residents say it now we mean THERE'S BEEN A DRASTIC CHANGE IN CLIMATE, LISTEN TO US
September 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"It's not the heat, it's the humidity" is something honkies have been saying for years but when SoCal residents say it now we mean THERE'S BEEN A DRASTIC CHANGE IN CLIMATE, LISTEN TO US
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I did 1 wordle and I retire
September 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I did 1 wordle and I retire
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield did a pirouette on Jon's junk.
September 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield did a pirouette on Jon's junk.
I did 1 wordle and I retire
September 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I did 1 wordle and I retire